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  1. Chance Encounters by ,

    Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins

    05 Aug 2017

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    Alistair finds himself hiding in the Hanged Man after Loghain is spared and he meets some interesting people. One by one, his friends join him, and somehow find themselves mixed up with the Champion of Kirkwall and her Merry Band of Misfits(TM).

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  2. not all treasure is silver and gold, mate by

    Fandom Merlin (TV)

    31 May 2015

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    the turns have tabled (and we escalate quickly from there) by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    12 Feb 2022

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    “You have got to be kidding me.”

    “Well,” Merlin said faintly, “they are very straight-forward instructions.”

    Arthur glared at the cave wall in front of him as if it would make the words change. In fact, Merlin could have sworn they etched themselves deeper.

    Leave in peace by uttering my spell
    Agor y fynedfa gudd

    Merlin may just have been having the worst day of his life.

    OR: Merlin and Arthur end up in a sorcerer’s cave. The only way out is by using magic. Neither of them like the idea very much. Arthur ends up surprising Merlin (and possibly himself as well). It escalates from there.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    go boldly by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    12 Nov 2021

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    “It is not like you,” Arthur muses suddenly, and very, very quietly, “to lie to me.”

    Merlin’s lungs freeze in his chest. “What?” he chokes out.

    Or: yet another 5x05 The Disir AU.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    The Time Merlin and Lancelot Almost Destroyed Camelot (as told by the Knights of the Rountable) by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    25 Nov 2019

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    "It's true then?" Elyan frowned as he peered out the door into the hallway Lancelot had just exited through. Gwen bit her lip before nodding. "Damn. What would Lancelot and Merlin even argue about?"

    "Please," Gwaine rolled his eyes before flicking his hair out of his face "This has got to be some new battle strategy. Maybe Morgana is trying to throw us off with this so we won't notice when she tries to invade again." He shrugged. The others seemed to consider this.

    "That somehow makes more sense." Percival muttered. Gwen wrinkled her nose before putting down the basket with a sigh.

    "I'm telling you," She said "George heard them both yelling. It sounded very intense."

    "Maybe they were having sex. Sometimes people yell during sex." Gwaine suggested. Everyone turned to him.

    "Is that more likely than having an argument?" Leon asked dryly. Gwaine pointed his glove at him.

    "Between Lancelot and Merlin? Yes. Absolutely, you ignorant fool."

    Or

    Lancelot and Merlin get into an argument. All of Camelot loses its goddamn mind trying to figure out what's going on.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    No Badges to Wear by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    24 Aug 2022

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    Gwaine grins against the pale skin, stopping to nibble at a particularly sensitive spot.

    “Stop that,” Merlin says weakly, pushing weakly at Gwaine’s shoulder. “You’ll leave a mark.”

    “Maybe that’s my wicked plan?” Gwaine says with a leer, pushing himself upwards on Merlin’s chest. “That way everyone will know that you are mine.”

    Merlin smiles up at him, content and soft in a way that Gwaine hasn’t seen him since before Arthur became King.

    “You could do with a good mark. How a man trails around after King Trouble-Magnet for years without a mark on him is an impressive feat.”

    Merlin stills under his touch. It’s only for a short moment but Gwaine feels it none the less before Merlin’s body melts back down into the sheets.

    “Oh, you know me,” Merlin says with a small shrug. “Just lucky I guess.”

    Or;
    You've all read scar reveal fics. Well, this is an anti-scar reveal. With Merlin/Gwaine because there isn't enough imo.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    The Devil Go With All by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)  

    09 Jul 2020

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    The sorceress levels him with a stern look that he returns defiantly, keeping his chin raised and his eyes trained on hers. It hits her then, who this child reminds her so thoroughly of, and she feels a wave of exasperation followed by giddy glee at the fate that befell the bard before her. If her hunch is correct, then the child is none other than the Master Bard Jaskier.

    When Yennefer comes across a seven-year-old Jaskier, filthy and starving in the woods, she takes him back to Kaer Morhen to help him recover and also figure out who cursed the bard and how to fix it before it's too late and he's stuck reliving his entire life.

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    12 Jun 2026