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    Autophobia by

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    11 Jun 2021

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    It figured.

    He was the first living soul Jake had seen in weeks—or was it months now—and of course Jake had to find him right after his run-in with that thing in the filthy Little League uniform.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Until It Is, Itself, the Sea by

    Fandoms: The Lighthouse (2019)  

    02 Mar 2020

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    Thomas Howard impersonates Ephraim Winslow long enough to get onto the ship, and then he drowns at sea. He wonders when he will start actually dying.

    Or, a mer-shark Thomas(Ephraim) X mer-ctopus Wake story. High key body horror. Main pairing is Thomas/Thomas but the f/m mermaid stuff is significant. Gross fic, do not read.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Good for Nothin' Lazy Dog by

    Fandoms: The Lighthouse (2019)  

    06 Jul 2020

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    “M/24, looking for dog. Any sex and age. All equipment provided.”

     

    Or, a Tommy/Thomas modern AU with some really irresponsible puppy play. Thomas Wake is the Dog. Tommy sort of is too, among other things.

    **Note: Characters do not explicitly consent to or discuss things that are done to them, but have the option to use a safeword, so I did not use the Non-con warning. Please be aware this fic has those elements.
    **Note: I break some pet play rules in this, so if you are looking for an accurate take on this kink, look elsewhere.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    honey by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)  

    24 Jan 2025

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    For the life he will never have, he smiles.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    garage days by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)  

    09 Apr 2025

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    Bella spends a day with the boys in Jacob's garage. Shenanigans ensue.

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    15 Jul 2026