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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Each chapter (with one exception) is a one-off sex scene between the reader and one of the Date Everything objects. Choose your dialogue to determine how the scene progresses!

    Chapter 1: Timothy Timepiece
    Chapter 2: Duncan "Dunk" Shuttlecock
    Chapter 3: Regina "Reggie" Rejection
    Chapter 4: The Hanks
    Chapter 5: Wallace
    Chapter 6: Tyrell
    Chapter 7: Captain Jacques Pierrot
    Chapter 8: Henry Hoove
    Chapter 9: Tony
    Chapter 10: Telly
    Chapter 11: Timmy
    Chapter 12: Abel
    Chapter 13: Lyric
    Chapter 14: Hector

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    05 Jan 2026

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    For all your Timmy needs, nya

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Movie ending alteration. Leo decides to ninja mind meld with Raph to break him free from the Krang. This has disastrous results. (See tags.)

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    "That’s my brother, and you can’t have him!" he shouts defiantly.

    The vines close while his arm is still in the way. Leo suddenly realizes his error- the bars he’s ripped apart haven’t fallen to the ground. Rather, they’ve attached themselves to his limbs. And now his arm is caught in the cage, the vines giving the optical illusion of going through his flesh.

    "We already do." Leo trembles as the Krang’s voice echoes around him. "And now we’ll have you as well."

    Leo reaches futilely once more for Raph. The Krang reach back.”

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    09 May 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the coolest and best fics ever! The tone change reading it forward vs backwards is so cool

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    After begging their Uncle Donald to take them with him when a bunch of the Disney cartoons meet the Warner Bro cartoons, the triplets (and by extension Webby) are allowed to go! Only, why is there a mysterious toon banned from coming? Will the Disney kids finally meet other toons their own age?

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    21 Mar 2023

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    I’ve read this like 5 times how have I not bookmarked it yet? One of the cutest things ever written fr

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    They didn't know how to control his temper. Scrooge never thought they'd be capable of such horrible punishments.

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    23 Feb 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    Even if the dreaded February 13th was getting closer, Katherine knew she could count on those women to protect her, to help her tune back into reality and regain control of her own mind and body. To bury those men even deeper in the ground and look forward to a different future.

    One where she would live to turn 20, with her new family by her side.

    They hadn’t known each other for long, it hadn’t even been a full year yet, but Katherine thought there was no other group of people she would rather explore that new life with.

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    08 Nov 2022