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All's Fair in Love and Post-Production by kuchi_sabishii
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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Because of a lost bet, Harry is now a contestant on Dean's first-ever wizarding reality dating show. He started out sceptical but willing to play along; three weeks later, he just wants out.
He hates everything: the sun, the cameras, the kissing, the “challenges,” the emotional manipulation.
And then Draco Malfoy walks in.
Hermione was right. This is a psychological experiment.
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Or: “oh no, he’s hot”
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Or: The silly Love Island parody no one asked for.
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20 Jun 2026
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Harry’s out of a job. Draco’s out of Azkaban. They’re both out of the country—and into extreme birdwatching.
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16 Jun 2026
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When Draco reappears five years after the war and opens a wildly popular coffee shop, Harry’s pretty sure that Draco’s Up to Something. He just has to prove it.
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07 Jun 2026
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His new partner: Draco Malfoy. Smirking like an albino demon. Pale, and in all black, like death himself dragging Harry back into his clutches.
“I’m sorry?” Harry replied, uncomprehending. The ultimate proof his brain was presently being mangled beyond repair.
Malfoy laughed coldly, sharp as a knife. “Oh Potter. I think we’re a bit beyond that, after all these years?”
Or: the boys opt out of their Auror partnership in favour of the much more interesting project of hating, saving, fucking each other – some combination of the three.
Or: Harry and Draco go through their quarter life crises.
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24 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy leads an ordered but rather unfulfilling life, working in a Ministry basement and residing in his cramped Muggle flat. Feeling underappreciated and horribly lonely, he purchases some special charms that allow him to conjure imaginary friends. Unfortunately, after becoming a suspect in a potions smuggling investigation, Draco is forced to surrender a month’s worth of memories for a Pensieve Probe.
The aurors assigned to bear witness to his most private and embarrassing moments are none other than the Ministry ‘darlings’ Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley.
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03 May 2026