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Ninja don't usually sign summoning contracts because they want to. It's when they have to. Sakura learns the hard way why her parents tried to teach her to read the small print, and there's far too much on her plate for this already.
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14 Jul 2026
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Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.
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- Part 13 of Harry Potter works
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26 Mar 2026
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The Long Road Begins at Home by owlet
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Nov 2017
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Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 3 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.
"Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."
Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.
Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.
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- Part 1 of Take This Hearth and Make a Home
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09 Dec 2025
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Shisui wakes up in a forest.
This is concerning, since he wasn't supposed to wake up at all. Other concerning news includes an eye-stealing village elder still lurking in the shadows of Konoha, and a clan compound that has not been scrubbed enough to hide old blood, ghosts, and bones. Long-term survival seems to lie on the other end of insurmountable odds. Shisui does the math. He counts out his luck like it's made of pocket change and realizes that he has roughly a week before Danzo manages to kill him again. That's only seven days to fix everything.
It's time to speedrun a fix-it.
(I will be updating this fic with real time pacing. If Shisui is awake and stumbling his way through an attempt at fixing the nonsense he was an accidental catalyst for, a daily chapter will be posted. This will continue until he succeeds or fails through November)
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- Part 1 of Basaltic, Andesitic, Rhyolitic
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13 Nov 2025