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Cursed Language Barrier by Oceanic_stream
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Jun 2026
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There's the original Japanese dub and English dub of an anime. Now what if Sukuna doesn't speak Japanese reincarnated... in Japan, where everyone speaks Japanese?
Chaos, that's what. They think The King of Curses doesn't understand human speech, when in reality Japanese isn't his Native Language. Yuuji, stop causing the misunderstanding!
✨Now with guns✨
𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼
“Tatakai not, no- no nante… shitakunai.”
“やりたくないの？ え、ちょっとどもっちゃったよ。”
God, what is he saying now?
Sukuna squints to himself as he tries to decode the word like some password to a bank maximum security vault, which Fushiguro starts to become irk himself and stare at Sukuna over the blood running down his forehead.
“Um, uh… nani- fuck.”
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- Part 2 of Life of a Grade 4 Curse
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19 Jul 2026
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悟の誕生日 chp 53.5 by CVal
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Dec 2024
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Just when Satoru thought everything was finally alright, Suguru went missing after receiving a summons from no other than Tengen themselves.
((Chp 53.5 of Audience))
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16 Jul 2026
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The bleeding, Dr. Gojo is saying, was Geto’s fault.
The bleeding, Dr. Geto is saying, was Gojo’s fault.
The argument has been going for eleven minutes.
This is not unusual.
What is unusual is the location—the corridor outside OR three is not, technically, a designated space for interdepartmental disputes. There is a process for that. There is a form. The form is a single page, double-sided, and it asks the parties to describe the nature of the conflict in neutral language and to identify three potential resolutions.
Dr. Geto and Dr. Gojo have never filled out this form.
The administrator who handles this form stopped expecting them to at around the four-month mark, approximately six years ago.
or: Geto and Gojo work in the same hospital. This is, according to most of the staff, a mistake.
An enemies-to-lovers story told in three acts.
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02 Jul 2026
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As a PhD in Physics, Satoru Gojo had pictured a crisp, easy career path for himself: CERN, Non-Perturbative Structure of Infinities research, Oxford, papers in journals.
Instead, he accepts a job he’s either underqualified—or absurdly overqualified—for at a shadowy Global Intelligence Agency™. He’s brilliant at it, but brilliance doesn’t shield him from the kind of suffering no textbook ever covered: life.or: the one where satoru works for the government (multiple governments?), at a surveillance capitalist meta-analytic authority that treats his brain like a storage drive—but he doesn’t care, because a ripped, heavily tattooed suguru geto is his boss.
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02 Jul 2026
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Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.
“Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”
“Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”
“Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”
Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it?
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15 Jun 2026