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They fuck. They suck. Ed ruts against Stede's thigh, begging to come until Stede touches him.
It's perfect.
It's everything a relationship should be.
Ed is insatiable for Stede.
(Stede hates it)
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- Part 2 of Barrier
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18 Jul 2026
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And it's not until they're leaving, an hour later than Stede thought he would be, talked out and yet with so much more to say, and they both grab their coats and they both stand in the street, that he thinks, oh no.
Because Ed is glancing down at Stede's lips, and he's rocking on his feet.
"So…" Ed starts. "I had a great time."
"Me too." That much is true. And now Ed is going to say something about the day not having to end just yet, or invite Stede back to his, or make a move, so Stede takes the reins. Steps forward, plants a dry kiss against the warmth of Ed's cheek, just above where his beard stops. "Safe journey home!" he says brightly, and turns on his heels.
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- Part 1 of Barrier
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18 Jul 2026
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When the zoo finds itself in the path of the hurricane, Ed and his panther find themselves sheltering in place with the strange keeper and his twenty flamingos. Ed's been fascinated since he first saw Stede, but will proximity spark something more between them?
“Arthur, where are y— Ed!”
It sends a thrill through Ed to hear Stede’s tone change from its previous exasperated tone. It shouldn’t. Stede sounds like that about everyone. Stede sounds like that about the slightly dry tuna mayonnaise sandwiches at the monthly meeting.
“Hey.”
Stede is wearing his zoo-issued polo, of course, the logo new and crisp, barely out of the plastic wrapper, and his khaki shorts are pretty standard, but his wellies are nearly the same pink as the flamboyance of flamingos trailing behind him, with added sparkle.
Ed doesn’t smile when he sees them. The corners of his mouth might turn up, but that’s different. He’s been away for a month and he’s missed anyone being so inescapably Stede, with his flamingos gathered around him loosely, and lovingly eyeing the feed bucket he’s carrying.
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18 Jul 2026
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A follow up piece to my first OFMD fic - Delicious.
Ed doesn’t sit next to Stede at dinner. Doesn’t think he can face the press of their thighs together under the table. He knows himself too well and after that spectacular moment of weakness in their cabin, and the way he can still feel the heat of Stede’s mouth against his skin, Ed can practically hear the sound of his resolve leaping overboard.
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- Part 2 of Delicious
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27 May 2026
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A 3:10 to Yuma AU. 1880s Arizona. Inept "Gentleman Rancher" Stede Bonnet volunteers to escort infamous outlaw Edward Teach to justice. Along the way, he'll have to choose between the man he wants and the man he wants to be.
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24 Apr 2026