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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

    **

    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721

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    A Winter Olympics DSMP AU where Tommy is a figure skater and the SMP hockey team notice him being mistreated

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Fuyumi gets hit by a quirk that bodyswaps twins. This is not how she expected to find out that Touya isn't actually dead, but here they are.

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    A series following Steve Harrington as he unknowingly, unwillingly, loops time to save the ones he loves (and maybe realises that he can ask for help, is deserving of love, before, after, and during).

    The One in Which a Time Loop is Fucking Exhausting. [COMPLETE, CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE]
    When anything and everything goes wrong in 1986, Steve realises that he can fix things, and maybe falls in love, along the way.

    Steve Harrington's Deaths (And The Times He Maybe Saved The World). [COMPLETE]
    After the events of '86, after everything has settled down, and everything is calm, people start to remember. The pieces start to slot together, and nobody likes the picture it creates.

    There’s Something In The Woods, And We’re No Longer Children. [COMPLETE]
    Steve Harrington is equal parts elusive and unobtainable, and all Eddie Munson wants to know is what's making those sounds in the woods.

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    06 Jan 2026