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It’s been years now, Minho’s learned to live with it. Having Jisung in his life, just being by his side is enough. He’s the only one in love but that’s okay, because love is never wasted on Jisung.
Honestly, Minho was doing just fine.
Then Lee Felix had to go and ruin everything with his stupid game.
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07 Aug 2026
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“How do you just get roped into a bet for five hundred dollars?” Jisung snorts, sitting back down on the bed with one leg folded up beneath him. He’s still without a shirt, and Minho is having a hard time focusing while his tits are out like that. Jisung’s chest is unfairly sexy.
He forces himself to look in Jisung’s eyes, scowling when he catches the knowing smirk on his face. “I was being judged. He was testing me. That’s not the point—” he swallows the spit pooling in his mouth. “All you have to do is pretend to be my boyfriend for four months.”
“Sorry?” Jisung laughs incredulously, eyebrows shooting up.
“You heard me,” Minho grumbles. This is so fucking stupid. He realizes how stupid this is. “He bet me I couldn’t hold onto a boyfriend for four months. I told him I’m kind of seeing someone already, no big.”
(OR: Minho and his fuckbuddy pretend to date, Minho pretends he's not falling.)
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06 Aug 2026
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“I’m just curious,” Jisung insists. He fidgets on the bed, pressing harder against the cool wall at his back. The words feel wrong in his mouth, like chewing on grains of sand. Like a lie. “Can't a guy be curious about his friends' sex lives?”
Changbin flicks his forehead with aggression that Jisung thinks is wholly unwarranted. “You deserved that,” Changbin informs him and smiles, an awful, knowing smile that makes Jisung instantly uneasy. “Is that what's eating at you, that you’ve never had Minho-hyung like that? Being his self-proclaimed soulmate and favourite person in the world isn’t enough, is it? You want all of him to yourself.” Changbin tsks, wagging a finger at him. “Greedy, greedy Hannie.”
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05 Aug 2026
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“You know how I told you I have seven roommates?”
“Yeah? I don’t know how you keep this place so clean with eight guys living here honestly. I’m impressed.”
“They aren’t my roommates. They… they’re my boyfriends.”
“…What?”
“My boyfriends. I’m in a polyamorous relationship with seven other men, and I want… we want… you.”
“….I’m sorry?”
“We want to date you. Exclusively. The eight of us. We want-“
“I don’t understand?”
“I know. Believe me I know but if you just listen-“
You pry your hands out of Jisung’s grasp and stand up shakily on your legs.
“You have boyfriends? Seven of them? Plural?”
“Yes-“
“And you want…”
“You to join us.”
“Join you?! What am I a fucking sexual fantasy? I’m just the female to your orgy or something right? This is what this is? You all just want to use me and-“
“No! No no I swear to you-“
“I thought you liked me!”
“I do! So much! It’s the only reason I didn’t tell you straight away, it’s the only reason I-“
“Lied to me?! This is- this can’t be happening-“ Is it possible to laugh and cry at the same time? Because that’s what you’re doing. “Fuck I’m an idiot.”
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04 Aug 2026
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"Sell your plasma, or your sperm,” Minho reads. Jisung’s eyes widen and his jaw drops in horror, sending Minho into a fit of giggles. “Easy, legal ways to make quick money. Number three: Sell your sextape to Pornhub.”
Jisung abandons the remote on the table to lean into Minho’s shoulder, looking at the screen with him.
“I think we’d do better on OnlyFans,” he comments mindlessly, followed by a sharp inhale when he realises what he's just said. Minho nearly snaps his neck to look down, meeting widened eyes that are staring right back at him.
after breaking their dishwasher, college roommates Jisung and Minho resort to unconventional methods to afford a replacement.
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30 Jul 2026