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Roll a 99 to Dominate the Twink by pretty_sick_actually
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Jun 2026
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Gale has to fill in for a porno shoot, but he's asked to do a role he's never done before.
Days 1 & 2 for Cursed Bloodweave Week: Dom Daddy Gale/Twink Astarion & Astarion in a Dress/Gale in Distress
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- Part 1 of Blursed Coodweave Week 2026
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I Thought I Was Someone Else by pretty_sick_actually
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Jun 2026
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Two years after the fall of the Netherbrain, Gale has the perfect life and wife. Then a small interaction causes his world to flip upside down.
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We Threw Our Hearts Into The Sea by pretty_sick_actually
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 May 2026
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Merman Gale wishes to be a human for a day, not knowing that his life will be forever changed.
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But We're Sunflowers in the Rain by pretty_sick_actually
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 May 2026
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Astarion always thought that if he ended up in this situation again, he'd choose death. He learned that the "or die" part might be preferable to whatever hell he'd go through chained to a new master. He swore to himself that he'd never go through that again.
But he thought of his friends, of all the things left unfinished, of a certain wizard, and he couldn't bear to have that permanently taken away from him. He was a coward. He wanted to live, damn it.
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Réponds à ma tendresse by pretty_sick_actually for Adsu
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Apr 2026
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Shadowheart meets her loves.
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- Part 2 of I Belong To You
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A poor suffering tattoo artist comes across multiple Gales and Astarions in his cursed life.
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All Weeks Are Bloodweave Week If You're Crazy Enough 2025 by pretty_sick_actually
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Oct 2025
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Bloodweave Week 2025 from a Tumblr prompt.
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Through the veil of flames, out steps some infernal creature in the shape of a man. Ruby eyes, so vibrant they would strike envy into the heart of the Lady of Love herself, seem to pierce through to his very soul with a predatory gleam, and unnaturally pale lips twist into an even more wicked smirk. A spot of blood—curse the Nine Hells, that must be Gale’s—shines at the corner of its mouth, and a tongue darts out to lick it away. The flames that birthed this devil into his realm paint streaks of orange into waves of silver hair that sweep across its brow and curl around pointed ears. Gale’s heart rabbits against his ribs, and he dares not to so much as breathe as the creature saunters away from its infernal paper prison and lands ominously close to him.
“Well, hello, darling,” the creature all but purrs, “I take it you are who I have to thank for letting me out of my cage.”
For once in his life, Gale is at a loss for words.
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After Mystra robbed Gale of his ability to harness the Weave, Gale seeks to enter an infernal contract to regain his powers and gets much, much more than he bargained for.
Bookmarked by pretty_sick_actually
17 May 2026
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Darling, are those flowers for me? by smilingflash for BakubroKassius
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Apr 2026
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After the defeat of the Netherbrain, Gale heads back to Waterdeep to teach while Astarion joins his siblings and the vampire spawn in the Underdark.
Soon after, Gale comes down with a mysterious illness that leads him back to the Underdark, desperately seeking a cure. When he doesn’t tell his old friend about his visit, Astarion shows up to give Gale a piece of his mind.
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Bookmarked by pretty_sick_actually
26 Apr 2026
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Astarion has had a shit week. A shit life, really. He has tanked his reputation, crashed his boss's car, and now he is going to die in the middle of nowhere.
Then Gale of Waterdeep comes along and rescues him.
Maybe he'll get that holiday after all.
Bookmarked by pretty_sick_actually
24 Apr 2026
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Five times Gale helped his friends and one he failed miserably.
For Dead Gale Week Day 5: Cursed
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- Part 18 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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Bookmarked by pretty_sick_actually
02 Apr 2026
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Gale's head snapped up to look at the white, bat-winged tressym who stood tensely on the rug before them. "Astarion?" he asked, amazed. "Is that you? What in the world happened?"
"How in the Hells should I know?!" Astarion cried. "One moment I'm my gorgeous self, the next, I'm a bloody cat!"
"Tressym," Gale and Tara both corrected as one.
Bookmarked by pretty_sick_actually
27 Mar 2026