pretty_odd_blues



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    Frank has an itch that can only be scratched by murdering a hooker and desecrating the body.

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    “Maybe you’ve only fucked losers who don’t know how to make a girl cum.” 

    “Okay, Frankie,” she drawled, and he stifled a choking sound as one of her pale, ring-laden hands grazed down her side. “Tell me how you make a girl cum.” 

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    11 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    How is Frank supposed to enjoy a good run knowing Gerard's out there pissing on his trees?

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    05 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    Frank always prided himself on being a really good person, so of course he would go out of his way to help out a stranger who looked to be blackout drunk in the middle of a parking lot at three in the morning.

    Maybe he should learn to be a dick, though, because being nice might’ve just closed his casket.

    (Vampire!Gerard/Human!Frank)

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    24 Sep 2024

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    It’s Frank’s last day off before the North American leg of the World Contamination Tour begins, so he’s not particularly happy when his nap is interrupted by a frantic phone call from Gerard. Gee’s clearly upset about something, but the urgent instructions he gives Frank as he rushes back to their hotel room are not making much sense. And why does Gerard keep asking Frank if he’s alone?

    Frank’s confusion only grows from there. The next thing he knows, Gerard is right there, kissing him - which should be impossible, considering Gee’s still on his way, and talking to Frank on the phone. It is Gerard kissing Frank, though. A blond Gerard. Gerard, circa 2006.

    And if that wasn’t enough to give Frank the mother of all headaches, it appears that there are actually not only one, not even two, but three Gerards come from various dark times in Gee’s past, congregating in the hotel room, looking for hints of a brighter future.

    This is the tale of Frank and the four Gerards, and of the afternoon that set everything in motion.

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    18 Jul 2024