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Cuddy glares up at House. “Maybe if you spent less time bothering me and more time actually doing your job correctly, I wouldn’t need a neck brace.”
House turns and raises his hands in mock surrender. “I’m just saying, Eleni has miracle hands.”
Cuddy wrinkles her nose. “House, please don’t talk to me about your hookers during working hours. Actually, just—never.”
“You’re slipping,” he tells her. “I know you remember the name of my physical therapist.” Then he winks and leaves her, the office door slamming shut.
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Or, Cuddy goes to see Eleni for neck massages, and things escalate.
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- Part 3 of The Multiverse of Houses
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02 Jul 2026
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House and Wilson go to Las Vegas for a case, they both get trashed and wake up married.
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02 Jul 2026
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Some things, you just don't expect.
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02 Jul 2026
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House is not a small talk kind of guy. Ticking off a patient, co worker or boss was just another part of the day for him.
Some people take this better than others.
Some people are just astute enough to see that House cares for Wilson.
Some people know that your best chance of hurting House without physically hurting him, is to hurt Wilson.
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House ticks off a patient's husband who takes it out on Wilson.
Title taken from 'The Weight of Living, Part 2' by Bastille.
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30 Jun 2026
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“Hey, doesn’t this kinda look like Dr. Wilson?”
Chase says it with a chuckle as he flips the cover around to show the rest of the team.
“Look, I know Wilson has that oh so fetch figure, but we’re in the middle of-“
House starts, but after getting a little bit of a better look at the cover he’s caught off guard.
Thick eyebrows, long lashes, a mole on the corner of his mouth…
Holy shit?
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Wilson has been in a lot more than Feral Pleasures
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29 Jun 2026