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When the world goes up in flames throughout a nuclear fallout, Dave Strider thinks that the only person in his life left is Bro.
Of course, the universe likes to prove him wrong, and one supply trip to the grocery store changes their duo dynamic into a trio.
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This is my attempt at Kinktober. I will try my best to keep up but no promises! Please enjoy.
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They won the game but Dave finds himself struggling with the fact that he is back in his old apartment. He tries to keep a level head but of course Dirk is quick to notice that something's wrong.
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- Part 1 of Stridercest 2025
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Jay attempts to hate someone other than himself. It doesn't work out the way he wants it to.
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- Part 4 of Oh Darling, Where Do We Go From Here?
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Being the middle leaf is easier to navigate. Jay just needs to tell himself this enough times to believe it.
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- Part 3 of Oh Darling, Where Do We Go From Here?
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Jay Crocker and his failings throughout the quadrants
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Polyamory was a relatively new development in the world of nobility, but when the emperor was looking to add another consort to his flock, it was Quackity’s job to ensure that Schlatt was the one chosen for the position. As the duke of one of the four major duchies of the Antarctic Empire, Schlatt was a political powerhouse for sure, and Quackity couldn’t be more proud of his protector. All they had to do was get through the consort trials and then Schlatt would be in, and Quackity could continue to support his partner from the shadows, where he could be safe and protected.
Of course, there is a chance the plan devolved almost immediately upon execution, and Quackity found himself getting far more contact with the royal flock and the other consort candidates than he ever could have expected.
THE SHORT OF IT: A Fantasy/Royalty AU that features unconventional A/B/O dynamics, political worldbuilding, a heavy emphasis on trauma recovery and found family dynamics, and soap-opera levels of non-communication. And also, there’s romance. See forenotes for more details.
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- Part 1 of Tales of the Antarctic Empire
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28 Jul 2026
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
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22 Jul 2026
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-set after Birdhouse plot and Bagi's arrival, Canon Divergent AU-
Today would've been like any other day, if the Morning Crew hadn't noticed Philza's lack of replies towards all greetings when the comms announced his presence. Or how he wasn't in the house or bunker atop the Wall.So off to find him they go! But once they do...
... the sight greeting them is of him all in white, the telltale sign of having taken the Federation's 'Happy Pills'. Only his behavior was nowhere alike that of the previous "patients".So it is up to them, soon joined by other people, to find out Phil's reasons for taking the medicine, and perhaps do more than just give him the antidote to fully heal him.
However, nobody ever anticipated the *other* changes that are slowly occurring in Quesadilla, changes that not even the Federation could prevent...Series
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23 Jul 2026
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Producing an heir was the main purpose behind any political marriage. True enough, plenty of couples waited a few years before they started to have children, but Techno didn’t want to risk it. He’d heard horror stories here and there of noble ladies pushed aside in favor of a mistress because they failed to get pregnant fast enough for their royal husband’s liking. Technoblade wouldn’t become one of them. Surely, if he gave Phil an heir, it would firmly secure their ties, and he’d never have to fear being sent back to his horrible family.
Techza breedvember prompts: arranged marriage + first time + baby fever
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- Part 1 of Techza Breedvember 2025
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05 Jul 2026
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Phil has been behaving oddly.
And maybe that’s not too surprising, considering he’s literally an alien. But Techno never stopped to wonder how being in an interspecies relationship would come with its own unique challenges. Not until Wilbur handed him that book with a wink.
‘Elytrian nesting and the asexual reproduction cycle’.
Techza breedvember prompts: monster au + pushing cum back inside + ovulation cycle
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- Part 2 of Techza Breedvember 2025
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05 Jul 2026