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  1. Public Bookmark 1

    Headlock by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)  

    06 Aug 2026

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    For Rodrick Heffley, college is one thing. An unwanted endeavor his parents forced on him under the threat that he'll get kicked out on his ass if he doesn't. A hell filled with homework, teachers, and rules. Yet somehow it isn't the schoolwork that sends his world into haywire, but the campus's 'it girl', Regina George, and her two-faced secret that somehow ends up with him becoming her fake boyfriend.

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    06 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 93

    t.g.i.f. by

    Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Mean Girls (2004)  

    29 Oct 2025

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    Rodrick’s eyes catch on the length of her neck. Her necklace glints in the glowing, orange lights of her living room, the diamond-crusted ‘R’ nearly blinding him in the process.

    Fucking rich girl.

    “Rodrick?” She says, drawing him out of his short stupor.

    “Yeah?”

    She takes a step forward, until the scent of her perfume gets stuck in his nostrils, and he can see directly down her v-neck, the twin swells of her breasts perfect and full, surrounded by white lace.

    It goes directly to his spank bank for safe keeping.

    “Kill yourself,” Regina says, without missing a beat, her smile sharp, all straight, white teeth.


    Rodrick isn't obsessed with Regina George. He swears.

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    25 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

    Acceptable Types of Damage by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney  

    22 Jul 2026

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    "You're a masochist, Reggie. Who the hell runs around with sticks chasing a ball at six in the morning for fun?"
    "It's called discipline, Roddie."
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    Regina is stressed. She has exactly four and a half hours to get some sleep before lacrosse practice, or her performance will be mediocre. The problem? Her roommate is currently busy, and the only alternative to sleep is sitting in the front seat of the Löded Diper van with Rodrick Heffley. Then he holds out his hand, strips away her rigid control, and proves that sometimes is worth breaking in the back of his rusted-out van.

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    22 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

    The Year We Burned by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney  

    13 Jul 2026

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    2005-2006. In her second year of college, Regina George never expects her path to intertwine with someone from her high school days: Rodrick Heffley. She definitely doesn't expect him to be a good screw underneath all the eyeliner.

    OR:

    How Rodrick and Regina fall in love, one month at a time.

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    13 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

    Daddy Issues by

    Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)  

    24 Jul 2026

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    Regina George has spent her whole life ruling North Shore High with perfect confidence until a public Instagram betrayal shatters her carefully curated world. Hoping to salvage her summer, she signs up for a community service program and is forced together with the last person she'd ever choose to spend time with: Rodrick Heffley, North Shore's resident delinquent and drummer/songwriter for Loded Diaper, local shitty garage band.

    Stuck together on a summer cleanup crew, the queen bee and the burnout discover they have more in common than either wants to admit. Between late-night conversations, walks on the beach, brutal fistfights, several parental near-misses, and a town that never stops watching, Regina and Rodrick find themselves falling for the one person they're not supposed to understand.

    Looooong slow burn with oh so much teen angst and hurt/comfort

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    07 Jul 2026