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    Seokjin’s career as a wedding MC is on the rise. He is known to be professional, charming and polite, and he most certainly does not get involved with the bride’s older brother on a sort of casual, low commitment basis, except that is exactly what he does.

    aka a Namjin situationship fic.

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    43,344
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    487
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    1,018
    Bookmarks:
    186
    Hits:
    19,082
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    As the leader of his vampire clan, Seokjin has no time for an uppity werewolf upsetting his perfectly glamorous afterlife – and yet.

    aka the vampire!Seokjin and werewolf!Namjoon barn sex PWP

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    9,714
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    1,141
    Bookmarks:
    199
    Hits:
    8,985
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    Kwon Jiyong debuted at eighteen, spent his twenties as a superstar, and was burnt out by age thirty. At thirty-six, he receives a lifetime achievement award, which is fitting as he plans to end his life. On the roof of a Hong Kong luxury hotel, however, he runs into another idol planning to jump. Jiyong puts pause on ending it all – he has this man to keep alive, for god’s sake.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    417
    Kudos:
    567
    Bookmarks:
    131
    Hits:
    10,438
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    While enlisting, Seokjin falls in love with a fellow recruit but never confesses his feelings. Post-enlistment he tries to move on, and as he sets out to build confidence in romance, it only makes sense to sleep with Namjoon. Wait, what?

    “Should we pretend to be other people?”

    Namjoon turned his head to him, his voice a low, quiet rumble. “Who would you want us to be?”

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    34,056
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    502
    Kudos:
    1,927
    Bookmarks:
    496
    Hits:
    26,749
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    Seokjin is twenty-three and living his best life. He doesn’t want to deal with negative bullshit like his uptight neighbour’s unsolicited comments on how he’s actually a hot mess. Namjoon, meanwhile, is thirty-nine, stressed trying to get tenure, and does not want to listen to his twink-neighbour’s sex parties.

    Too bad they’re desperate to fuck each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    99,560
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    1,263
    Kudos:
    2,483
    Bookmarks:
    643
    Hits:
    61,405
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    In late 2012, Kim Seokjin and BigHit Entertainment parted ways. Seokjin went to the dorm, packed his things, and left. One summer afternoon in what feels like another life altogether, he runs into Namjoon, who no longer is a fellow trainee, but a global superstar and leader of BTS.

    To his surprise, Namjoon wants to reconnect. As they become closer, however, Seokjin struggles with his growing attraction as well as the biggest ‘what if’ of all: being almost BTS.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78,395
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    1,245
    Kudos:
    3,054
    Bookmarks:
    885
    Hits:
    64,976
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    As the president’s son, nothing can taint Namjoon’s spotless, filial public image – except, perhaps, being a closeted gay man secretly dating a drag queen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    313
    Kudos:
    1,683
    Bookmarks:
    493
    Hits:
    20,532
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    There are only a few hours to go before Seokjin’s enlistment and Namjoon is determined to keep the lid on his bottled up feelings. Seokjin has different plans, and they end up giving in to ten years of sexual tension instead. They definitely need to talk about things, but this is not that fic.

    Language:
    English
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    13,226
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    1,052
    Bookmarks:
    218
    Hits:
    11,576
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    At eighteen, Namjoon is busy with university, part-time tutoring, his lack of a love life, and his alter ego in the underground rap scene. He’s got his hands full without a tutee’s older brother trying to kick his ass, but that is precisely what Seokjin tries to do.

    Ten years later, Namjoon thinks it was a hell of a way to meet his first love – and his second, and his third. After having refused to speak to Seokjin for several years, he is unprepared when Seokjin gets back in touch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    104,956
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    968
    Kudos:
    2,495
    Bookmarks:
    791
    Hits:
    58,947
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    To make life simpler at work, Seokjin lets his co-workers think that he has an alpha at home – this way people will focus on game development and not whether he as a handsome omega is single or not. This works well until the new Head of Strategic Development is hired: an alpha who does not seem to believe the lie about Seokjin’s relationship status – or, perhaps, Seokjin wishes Namjoon didn’t.

    Click here for Russian translation!
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,741
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    370
    Kudos:
    5,512
    Bookmarks:
    1,348
    Hits:
    58,272
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    Seokjin returns to Korea after a decade abroad and (temporarily!) moves in with his old university friend Namjoon. On paper, however, this seems like a poor decision: Seokjin is struggling to get back on his feet, while Namjoon has his hands full with his ten-week-old baby. When Seokjin thinks about it, the two of them were never that close either – living together is unlikely to turn out well.

    Namjoon leaned backwards and said, “Look, I know living with us is not what you want.” Seokjin relaxed – was Namjoon too going through the motions to please Yoongi and Hoseok? “However, here’s why I think you should,” Namjoon added, and Seokjin choked on the pineapple juice.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    449
    Kudos:
    2,823
    Bookmarks:
    956
    Hits:
    43,858
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    Amidst comeback chaos, Namjoon goes to Seokjin’s apartment to hang out and ends up getting seduced. Welcome to PWP land.

    “I thought you wanted butter.”

    “I need to follow my diet plan,” he said.

    “Then why,” Seokjin said indignantly, “am I typing ‘please add a slab of butter to this order’ under special requests like a nutcase?”

    Spanish translation here!

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    2,069
    Bookmarks:
    293
    Hits:
    19,466
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    Actor Kim Seokjin’s love life has always been the subject of wild rumours but he has never been caught in a scandal. Behind closed doors, however, he is going through a rough breakup. Namjoon, as the Head of Close Protection, does not expect to pick up the pieces, yet here he is: standing at Seokjin’s door at two in the morning, about to make the biggest mistake of his life.

    Seokjin took the phone and looked in amazement at a 28-second fancam set to a sultry, moany song that featured slow-mo footage of Namjoon escorting him in and out of cars and buildings, of Namjoon holding umbrellas for him, of Namjoon shoving people out of the way at an airport (Seokjin remembered that chaotic day). With piercing and sharp dragon eyes, Namjoon sent glares at crowds and photographers like he was two steps from murder at any given moment, but then Namjoon would turn to escort Seokjin with the gentlest of touches. The video caption said, eloquently, ‘hottest bodyguard in all of Korea’.

    Language:
    English
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    81,912
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1,227
    Kudos:
    7,265
    Bookmarks:
    2,171
    Hits:
    156,406
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    Two weeks into their arranged marriage, Prince Yoongi of Gyeongsang and Prince Namjoon of Gyeonggi spend the night in a roadside tavern where, tragically, there is only one bed.

    Language:
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    Words:
    10,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    188
    Kudos:
    2,943
    Bookmarks:
    652
    Hits:
    32,266
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    “It seems like the kind of thing one ought to know, right? Whether you have a husband or not.”

    Seokjin has been busy since his break-up with Namjoon seven years earlier, with swift promotions at his father’s investment firm, while Namjoon has, perhaps annoyingly, become one of the most prolific authors in Korea. Never mind that, of course, because Seokjin has moved on! It’s a bit of a shock, then, for Seokjin to discover that he is married – to his ex-boyfriend Namjoon.
     
    Click here for podfic!
    Click here for Russian translation!
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    Click here for Thai translation!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,330
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    1,475
    Kudos:
    6,680
    Bookmarks:
    2,496
    Hits:
    125,594
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    Namjoon is in love, and he is secure in the warm and all-consuming pull of it whenever Seokjin smiles at him. He is rather hopelessly in love and convinced that the two of them are ready for the next big step – but instead Seokjin begins to pull back. Namjoon has never quite figured out how Seokjin works, but this apparent case of cold feet is nothing that a bit of confident wooing can’t fix. He’s definitely got this! (Dear reader, he did not have it.)

    “Hey,” he said, and Seokjin looked to him, an eyebrow arched. He held Seokjin’s gaze, firm and warm – a little overwhelmed by the affection pulsing in him. “Move in with me.”

    Seokjin blinked. “What?”

    He fought off a smirk. “You heard me.”

     Seokjin looked carefully blank, heat creeping up the back of his neck as he began to fish out the teabags with, “You shouldn’t joke about that.”

    Click here for Vietnamese translation!
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    Series
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    English
    Words:
    48,066
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1,188
    Kudos:
    6,390
    Bookmarks:
    1,513
    Hits:
    110,739
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    The wider world has been obsessed with Namjoon’s pack ever since their debut: not only were they an idol group mixing omegas, betas and alphas together, but seven packmates headed by a young alpha squaring his shoulders. Most expected Namjoon to fail, for his pack to implode and disintegrate, but to Namjoon’s relief they have topped several World’s Most Powerful Pack lists. Yet when Seokjin unexpectedly needs time off for a heat, Namjoon falters. When Seokjin further requires an alpha to spend the heat with, Namjoon stops functioning altogether, and years of missed moments begin to dawn on him.

    (or: if you wanted alpha!Namjoon whipped af for omega!Seokjin but denying his feelings for years (and vice versa), boy do I have the fic for you)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    93,501
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1,138
    Kudos:
    8,240
    Bookmarks:
    2,745
    Hits:
    192,695
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    Seokjin is not looking for a relationship – he’s been there, done that, lesson learned. So when he somehow ends up in a fuck buddy arrangement with supposed one-night-stand Namjoon, he knows that he needs to handle the fling without emotionally compromising himself. He’s definitely got this! (Dear reader, he did not have it.)

    Namjoon dropped the used condom onto the floor – gross – and said, “So, you have issues with sex.”

    Seokjin blinked at the virtual stranger whose bed he was in. “What the fuck? No, I don’t.” He processed the words. “Hey! Fuck you!”

    Korean translation
    Vietnamese translation
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,653
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1,664
    Kudos:
    11,195
    Bookmarks:
    4,671
    Hits:
    267,155
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    When pair skater Yuuri Katsuki’s career comes to a scandalous end, he does not expect the retired pair skating legend Viktor Nikiforov to suggest that they compete together. But taking on a new skating partner is full of trial and error, and the skating world doesn’t know how to react when the Katsuki-Nikiforov duo, against all odds, starts doing well. The last thing either of them should do, as they strive for their last chance at greatness, is to fall in love. Yuuri knows he is damaged goods, and Viktor knows his body is starting to fail him. They have competitions to survive and medals to win. No, falling in love is out of the question; they’re just very good friends. And even if Viktor felt something, he’d never act on it, and even if Yuuri happened to be hopelessly in love, he’d be mortified if Viktor ever found out.

    “Well,” Viktor said, “let’s summarise: I’m pushing thirty, have a bad ankle, and haven’t skated competitively in three years. You’re barely out of a doping scandal, coachless, and on the JSF’s blacklist. Hell, Yuuri – we might as well go for it, then. What on earth do we have to lose?”

    When Viktor put it like that, it seemed to make an awful lot of sense.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106,226
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1,195
    Kudos:
    4,953
    Bookmarks:
    1,929
    Hits:
    79,789
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    Yuri Plisetsky may have been a seasoned figure skater at the age of nineteen, but in hindsight he should have known that a steep learning curve was due: his new coach Viktor was in overdrive over his pregnant mate Yuuri Katsuki, who was now retired and waddling around the rink like a ticking time bomb. St. Petersburg was having the hottest summer in decades, training was gruelling, and for the first time since they’d met, Yuri and Otabek began to fall out. Over what, Yuri wasn’t even sure: it was almost as if casual sex with your best friend eventually came with consequences.

    OR the alpha!Yuri and alpha!Otabek love slamdown, with a side of obnoxious Viktuuri.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,297
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    354
    Kudos:
    2,221
    Bookmarks:
    470
    Hits:
    43,591

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