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body count by pigeonstatueconundrum
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
16 Mar 2025
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After secretly installing a body monitoring tracker in Stone, Robotnik comes to the logical and scientific conclusion that he has to get his Agent to masturbate so he can record the data.
This proves more difficult than expected.
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- Part 2 of Leave Yourself Open ‘Verse
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your left castanet by pigeonstatueconundrum
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
28 Jan 2025
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Agent Stone, jobless and directionless after losing the man who gave him both, finds himself in an obvious trap at a Luxury Manifestation and Goal Realignment Retreat. When the presence of Maddie Wachowski throws everything into chaos, Stone is forced into a team up that may make the fake aims of the retreat a real problem for thouse trying to pull the strings.
In the past, Doctor Robotnik tries to solve the problem of his new assistant
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- Part 1 of Leave Yourself Open ‘Verse
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5 times Drake met Gosalyn + 1 time Darkwing Duck did by pigeonstatueconundrum
Fandoms: Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 2018), DuckTales (Cartoon 2017)
28 May 2019
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Drake Mallard moves to St Canard to start his career as a solo superhero sensation. Fate intervenes in the shape of a small child and a long distance flirtation.
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5 times Drake met Gosalyn + 1 time Darkwing Duck did
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it looks like we’ve got another mystery on our hands gang! by pigeonstatueconundrum
Fandoms: The Magicians (TV), Scooby Doo - All Media Types
27 May 2019
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Eliot Waugh spends his last summer before college staying out of his father's way, escaping his bullies and creating the new person he’s going to be once he gets out of here. His plans are interrupted by a bizarre occurrence on the neighbouring Peach farm and the arrival of four strangers in a big blue van.
The super stunning mega bitch, A girl claiming to be the (acting) High King of some fictional land, a tomato obsessed talking dog and Quentin Coldwater, an adorable high-strung super nerd in desperate need of Lasik.
They’re on the road looking for weird mysteries and the True High King who was foretold to save Fillory. Eliot might just be the solution to both those problems.
(Yes it's the great semi serious Scooby Doo/ Magicians crossover)
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“Perhaps you can tell me,” The Monster asks his other half, “do I have a name?”
She scoffs “Why would you need one?”Desperate for anything that can help him escape The Monster, Eliot searches the furthermost forgotten corners of his captors mind. Instead he finds something unexpected, his home.
A young Monster meets old Quentin.
Recent series
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Leave Yourself Open ‘Verse by pigeonstatueconundrum
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
16 Mar 2025
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Fics and one shots set in the same timeline as your left castanet
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The existence of Exorcists of other faiths is tacitly acknowledged by Rome if not encouraged. But Marcus always found whatever happened in the field couldn’t hurt Bennett until he found out about it much, much, later.
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These Things Move In Threes 'Verse by pigeonstatueconundrum
Fandom It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
25 Mar 2015
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Charlie is asexual, Dennis is aromantic and Mac is a closeted homosexual, and that is the least of their problems. Between the three of them they don't even make one functioning human being, But they've been doing it for so long that it works for them.
They are really not good people, their sexualities doesn't even factor into that.
collection of stories exploring the relationship between Dennis Reynolds, Ronald "Mac" McDonald and Charlie Kelly throughout their shared and fucked up history. I can't promise any regular updates, I'll add to this as the mood/inspiration strikes. Hope you you enjoy, comment if you would like.
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Counsel and No Confetti by LadyFlorentine
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 Jul 2026
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Penny Parker feels the Avengers and the Accords closing in on her even when she’s not wearing the Spider-Man suit, so she lawyers up in advance.
It’s just her luck that the Avengers are convinced they can lure in the notoriously evasive Spider-Man by using his photographer girlfriend as bait.
Nelson & Murdock (and, from afar, Deadpool) object to that.
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Bookmarked by pigeonstatueconundrum
12 Jul 2026
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Eddie Diaz starts his first shift at the 118. A major earthquake strikes the city a few weeks later, and suddenly not just one but two of Buck's siblings are trying to reconnect with him. Bobby's trying hard to get some alone time with his girlfriend, but it's a little hard with a roommate (who he insists is not actually his son). Chimney keeps meeting a beautiful woman near his apartment. Hen and Karen are just trying to get five minutes of peace for their family.
Or, Part 2 (season 2) of the canon rewrite where Buck ended up in foster care, Daniel lived, and everything is just a little bit different.
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- Part 2 of Breathing Smoke to Keep Their Place
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- 5/?
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Bookmarked by pigeonstatueconundrum
01 Jul 2026
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The Souls the Temple Kept by SirMadam
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
10 Jun 2026
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Before he was a Foundling, Din Djarin dreamed of a song.
Before he left Tatooine, Luke Skywalker dreamed of a Temple.
Before either of them knew the other's name, Grogu dreamed of both.
Drawn together by visions older than the Republic itself, a Mandalorian, a Jedi, and a child set out to uncover the truth behind a lost civilization, a broken star chart, and two souls separated by time.
Bookmarked by pigeonstatueconundrum
09 Jun 2026
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Scorn and the Saint-Maker by beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Jun 2026
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Doctor Crowley has turned truancy into an art form, lecturing only under sufferance. Doctor Fell has signed up for his undergraduate course and has no plans to let him slack off.
When a faculty member is found dead, our heroes start forming uneasy suspicions. What was the occult symbol drawn next to the body? Why does it feel like they’ve known each other forever? How is Crowley supposed to tell police that he thinks the murderer is a demon he summoned 35 years ago? And what about that statue that’s the spitting image of the victim?
It’s a murder mystery/romance/who-turned-them-human not-AU, set at a university in Scotland, with lots of (as-yet skippable) smut, ✨sexy maths✨ (reportedly), and one trans angel.
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Bookmarked by pigeonstatueconundrum
19 Apr 2026
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When Dean is given the chance to rent out a cabin in the woods for two weeks he nearly declines, but he's newly single and doesn't really know what he's doing with his life, so what has he got to lose. Even if the woods are supposedly haunted.
When he comes across an eerily intelligent crow that keeps on watching him he decides he's going to befriend it, as a good story for his friend Charlie back home, but he's got no idea that he's about to discover that both the crow and the woods are hiding a big secret!
--- OR --- Dean and the accidental courting of a crow(man).
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Bookmarked by pigeonstatueconundrum
27 Mar 2026