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“So, what if he kisses me and I have bad breath! There’s no coming back from bad breath on a first date, Eddie!”
Eddie rolls his eyes, clearly not grasping the gravity of the situation.
“Can you check?” Buck asks, a little desperately.
“Check… your breath?” Eddie sounds amused. He’s definitely not grasping the gravity of the situation.
Buck nods. Eddie rolls his eyes again but beckons Buck to lean in. Buck does, slowly, Eddie’s warm brown eyes on his as he does. At a respectable but effective distance, he pauses.
“Do your worst, dragon breath,” Eddie says softly.
or, buck asks eddie to check if he’s got bad breath before a date. eddie checks. thoroughly.
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25 Jul 2026
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“What year do you think it is?”
“I’m trying to ask you that.” Eddie is starting to get genuinely concerned. There are no visual signs of anything wrong, at least, Buck’s eyes look normal, if not very worried, patiently waiting for Eddie to answer him. “Christ. It’s 2024. September.”
“Oh, Eddie…” Buck sighs, frowning. “It’s November 2025. Fuck I… I think this is my fault.”
“What?”
“Last night I told you I thought the mustache was sexy, and now I wake up with Mustache Eddie from a year ago? That’s not a coincidence.”
Eddie blinks. Buck is saying words, but none of them make any sense. “What the hell are you talking about?”
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Or, time travel is real if it's for sex reasons.Series
- Part 1 of sexy time travel
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25 Jul 2026
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Buck springs away from him so quickly it makes Eddie's head spin. "Sorry, dude, I—" He cuts himself off with a laugh. "I didn't think I was that wasted last night. The last thing I remember is hooking up with a hot red-head, and, uh, you definitely aren't Melissa."
And okay, Buck is clearly pranking him again. Eddie slowly rolls over in bed, and comes face to face with—
A much younger Buck than the one he went to bed with the night before.
"Fucking hell," Eddie groans, squeezing his eyes shut as tight as he can. This is not happening. There is no fucking way—
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Or, time travel is still real for sex reasons.Series
- Part 2 of sexy time travel
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“You know he’s clueless, right?” Holly says.
“It occurred to me,” Healy responds.Bookmarked by phantasmalspritz
23 Jul 2026
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“How come you’re still awake?” Buck asks, antsy. He pulls at a loose thread inside one pocket with pinched fingers, rapidly picking apart the stitching. Better to unravel that than eight years of friendship all because said friend’s shorts have ridden up agonizingly at the thigh.
“I was waiting for you to get back. You’re kind of early, though.” Eddie’s eyes are tracked to the TV, but they dart over at Buck when he asks, “You strike out with Dixie?”
Which… Buck doesn’t even know where to start. He desperately needs to buy a vowel.
“Huh? Why—what—did I miss a text?”
Eddie, sat cross-legged on top of pearly-white cotton sheets, a vision so soft it’s making Buck dizzy, has the audacity to look puzzled. “Not from me. Why?”
or: Eddie leaves a light on for Buck.