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"It’s just gone 2 a.m. Usually Phil would be asleep - and he was, literally five seconds ago - if not for the heffalump noises and the distinct feeling of a man in the room. A man in the room!"
Or, a Christmas night with Dan and Phil.
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a continuum between absurd and sublime by phanetixs
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
23 Jun 2021
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“Yeah, maybe. But the point still stands, you can’t fucking resettle two wild pigeons across the city just for your own pigeon dad desires,” Dan pauses, “and other sentences I never thought I’d say.”
“But...we could...potentially,” Phil turns to him, eyebrow raised.
Or, a (bad) guide to kidnapping the London pigeons that you miss.
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it's a church of burnt romances by phanetixs
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Fleabag (TV)
17 Sep 2020
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Dan backs into the car and the driver asks where he’s heading. His head swims with thoughts of Phil, and of guilt and embarrassment at how he’s subconsciously treating his friend. Whose life centres around virtues like chastity. And non-objectification goes both ways. Dan takes a few deep breaths, pressing a palm to his insistent bulge to quell his arousal. As always, it doesn’t work.
Well, he resolves, if he can’t get Phil out of his head, he’s got to get someone else into it. Or onto him, preferably.
Or, a Fleabag AU.
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just tell me how it's lookin' babe by phanetixs
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
30 May 2020
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Jeff looks on, partly smug and partly in disgust at the way Dan’s sucking on Phil's ear now, and across his jaw.
“Mm,” Dan rumbles. “You taste so good, Phil.”
(Or, dealing with your ex-bullies the right way.)
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Phil shrugs. “Don’t think you can go anywhere, mate. Boris called a nationwide lockdown yesterday. Only things open are the takeaway shops, god bless.” He tacks on the last part for Dan, but it seems to go over his head. He doesn’t smile or bless him back - rude.
Or the one in which they're distant flatmates during a national crisis.
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A little over a week later, Louis was on his laptop paying a few invoices when he came across an email in the shop’s inbox.
Good afternoon,
I don’t know if you remember me, but I was in your shop a week ago to purchase some pastels. We talked about cherry blossoms and you suggested I go to the Parc De Sceaux. It was just as beautiful as you said it would be. While I was painting, I was thinking about your shop. I don’t mean to be untoward, but are you looking for any summer help? I finish my exams in a couple of weeks and it would interest me greatly to assist and learn your craft.
Thank you for your consideration.
Best,
Harry StylesOr the summer before his last year of art school, Harry secures a job working for Louis, a reclusive pastel maker. He doesn't expect that his planned summer of Parisian debauchery will blossom into something much more.
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18 Jun 2026
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Harry Styles was a world-class marathon runner - until a car crash shattered his leg, his future, and any will to keep going.
Louis is a physiotherapist working with elite footballers, and Gemma Styles’ last hope. She’s paying him well to move in with her brother for the off-season. It’s temporary. It’s clinical.
Harry hates him. Louis isn’t thrilled either. But he’s not easily pushed away. He wasn’t prepared for the anger, the walls, or the grief - but he stays.
And slowly, painfully, they stop being strangers. Then they stop being enemies and become something like friends. Or something else entirely.
It’s slow. It’s brutal. It’s not what either of them expected.
But maybe, just maybe, this time… Harry’s ready to run.- Language:
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17 May 2026
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“—and I know that there’s Becca and Tanner and Millie to consider, but I was wondering if you maybe wanted to move in? Together? With me?”
Mel blinks. He certainly doesn’t look like he’s having a stroke.
“Frank, why would we move in together?”
“I thought it might be nice,” he shrugs here, acting nonchalant even though Mel can see the tension in his jaw. “To take that next step in our relationship.”
“Frank, what are you talking about? We’re not in a relationship?”
At this, Frank’s frown deepens before widening into a frustrated half smile. “Uh, yes we are? We’ve been dating for nine months?”
What.
Or, Frank thinks Mel doesn’t do physical touch.
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14 Mar 2026
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Not many years later, Louis will think back to this day while he enters the stage in a sold-out Sheffield Arena. He will think about this day as the day that changed his whole life, but when he wakes up on that Monday morning, Louis doesn’t know this. It’s just a Monday morning, not a good one at that, because he had regrettably agreed to meet Harry for a rehearsal with the band later that afternoon.
or: the rise to fame of indie rock band The Rogue, and the love story between two of its members
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11 Mar 2026
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“Well,” Harry says, still smiling, “it sounds lovely here. I… think I’ll like it.”
Louis arches an eyebrow. “You should,” he says. “Seeing as you’ve booked the room for a whole two months. I briefly assumed you might be a serial killer looking for somewhere quiet to bury the bodies.”
Harry snorts. “I could still be a serial killer, you know. You’ve just completely ruined my element of surprise.”
Or- Global phenomenon Harry Styles just needs a place to hide for a few months; instead he gets a charming inn owner named Louis who treats banter like a love language, locals who might be running a small cult (jury’s still out), and a sheep named Bernard who adopts him as his emotional support human. Harry came to disappear, but instead acquires chaos, increasingly unhinged drama, and the deeply inconvenient problem of falling in love.
Or- a rom-com in a chaotic small town.
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07 Mar 2026