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Your eyes to see, your skin to taste, your lips to… by AcanthaMD
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
16 May 2026
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"You hid Itachi from me," Sasuke murmured. "You showed him the path between worlds. You helped a murderer escape the vengeance of Olympus." His eyes searched Naruto's face, hungry and intent. "Therefore, you will put yourself forward as forfeit. You will be my—"
"That's not how things work." Naruto's voice came out steadier than he felt. "You can't just demand things because I helped someone who asked me for a favour. That's not—the world doesn't work like that."
Sasuke's eyes narrowed, but there was something in them that might have been appreciation. Might have been hunger for the defiance itself.
"I am the god of War." His voice was soft, but it carried the weight of mountains, the crash of armies, the screams of the dying. "I can take whatever I want. I am doing you the courtesy of asking. You should be trembling on your knees before me. You should be grateful I am not simply…"
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25 Mar 2026
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The Hidden Leaf Village in Naruto's time seems to have forgotten just why the village was founded and have lost their way. Through a mishap with a hiraishin seal, Tobirama finds himself during Naruto's time and he is having none of this nonsense. His brother may be gone, but he won't stand to have Hashirama's dream trampled so.
And if he has to cause a civil war or burn the village down to the ground? Well that depends on how much resistance he meets.
All Tobirama does know for certain is that no child will suffer underneath the protection of Konoha and if he has to take them in and care for them himself, then he will.
**here's to hoping updating existing chapters doesn't send out update alerts/emails. I'm doing some sporadic editing of this fic. Just some grammar, punctuation, and small facts. Sorry if I confuse anyone.**
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11 Mar 2026
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In the grain of the camera feed playing on Naruto's phone, Sasuke's lily-white face was begging to be kissed.
In a duffel bag shoved all the way to the back of Sasuke's closet, a pair of orange scrubs still held their owner's scent.
A story of mutual obsession.
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09 Mar 2026
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Running Through the Halls of Your Haunted Home by Harliqueen
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
26 Apr 2026
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It's not Sakura's fault she's a bit spacey and distracted. You would be too if the dead refused to leave you alone.
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- Part 2 of Haunted Verse
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- 60/60
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18 Feb 2026
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What if Sakura was placed on a different team, and her spot on Team 7 was given to another?
Enter Team 4, under Genma-sensei: Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Neji and Nara Shikamaru. Put together on paper they make the perfect infiltration and retrieval team!
In practice? It takes awhile.Bookmarked by phaestels
05 Feb 2026
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Can't Help Falling in Love by Nythrel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2025
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He once ruled the three realms, but now, Luo Binghe falls to the dirt, mocked by the very disciples who once fueled his wrath.
Reborn at fourteen, it would be easy to rise again and destroy them all. Yet what meaning is there in repeating the same long, empty life?
Then he sees an opening, a different path: a man he never met on the battlefield, yet whose name was always spoken with wary respect.
On a whim, he detours to the Ling Xi Caves, thinking only to take a brief look.
He doesn’t expect that single encounter to change everything.
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Liu Qingge POV:
How sweet can one little white lotus be?
He tugs at your sleeve. He pouts. He gets teary-eyed. He makes tea. He hides behind your sword like it’s the only safe place left.
Bringing one home can’t possibly cause trouble… right?
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08 Aug 2025
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A Ribbiting Tale by Neuvoid
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jan 2025
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Oh no! Jiang Cheng has been cursed into a frog!
A tiny, angry, violet little frog.
What to do now?
A non serious crackfic of Frog Cheng and a certain stubborn swordsman based on the fairytale “The Frog Prince”.Bookmarked by phaestels
18 May 2025
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That’s a fucking kid, is the first thing that Iruka thinks.
That’s the fucking jinchuriki, is the second.
The first thought comes back, even stronger, overwhelming him with outrage, with fury, with a sick sort of disgust, and now it comes out as a shouted,
“That’s a fucking kid.”
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19 Feb 2025
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Genderbend MXTX by pennydaniels
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2025
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16 Dec 2024
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Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right by lashworthe
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
17 Oct 2022
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When Shen Yuan has to step in and take over his brother's guild leader character in the popular MMO, Proud Immortal Demon Way, he's certain it will be easy enough. All he has to do is pretend to be Shen Jiu and make it through judging the Immortal Alliance Conference, easy!
But then the War God peak leader gets hit with a curse and, well, maybe just a little OOC behavior is fine. What’s the worst that could happen?
Complete.
Written for Liushen Week 2022
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- Part 1 of Into the PIDW Gamerverse
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- 15/15
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11 Nov 2024
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supernova by tskmo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Aug 2024
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Shen Jiu can’t help the way his worry shows itself as anger as he spits, through gritted teeth, “Yuan-shidi said the Bloodstone Caps were harmless.”
“Haha, well…” Shen Yuan’s head begins to list again, so Shen Jiu cups his face to keep it upright. His palm must feel cool to the touch, because the other man nuzzles into it with a sigh; Shen Yuan's breath is damp against the exposed sliver of Shen Jiu’s wrist, and his lips brush against skin when he speaks. “I-It appears that I have been poisoned, so that theory might need some work.”
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Russian translation by Bublick!
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07 Nov 2024
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maybe we'll wake up singing by adarksweetness for screamingbees
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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Five times Liu Qingge and Jiang Cheng wake up in each other's presence and one time they wake up together.
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01 Nov 2024
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r/terribleshixiongsandtheirSOs by screamingbees for adarksweetness
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2024
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Liu Qingge and Jiang Cheng have found a new outlet to complain about their unhinged shixiong-in-laws to: the Reddit community. And if they're the only ones validating each other's struggles, who's to say that can't be a love story too?
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01 Nov 2024
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Let Me Show You My Sincerity by Bgtea
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Apr 2020
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Three gin and tonics, half a bottle of red wine, and four pints of beer in, Jiang Cheng comes to a couple of realizations in quick successions. They part the fuzziness of his mind like a beam of golden sunlight shining through a break between churning grey storm clouds. A veritable lightbulb going off in his foggy, groggy mind.
“You,” Jiang Cheng squints at his equally drunk brother sprawling upside down on the couch beside him, “are pining!”
[This is a thank you gift for the overwhelming support I received in "How to Escape Your Problems and Live Your Life in Denial – the Jiang Cheng Edition"]
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04 Sep 2024
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A Voice You Hear With Your Heart by sacred_chord
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Dec 2023
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Shen Qingqiu marries a dead man.
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(JiuYuan Ghost/Cultivator AU. NaNoWriMo 2023)
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- 16/16
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28 Aug 2024
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snowmelt by adarksweetness for IceCreamAndChocolateMints
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Sep 2023
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Two hallmark movie villains, crying in the airport, 2 feet apart because they are heartbroken.
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08 Aug 2024
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Wolf In The Bamboo by Angry_gremlin_commando
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Aug 2024
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In Proud Immortal Daemon Way where everyone has a daemon - an animal manifestation of their soul - Shen Yuan transmigrates into an NPC hallmaster whose daemon was killed by the cruel, jealous Shen Qingqiu during a night hunt. It's something Shen Yuan knows from PIDW, but can't prove because since he woke up on the mountain he hasn't seen Shen Qingqiu's daemon even once. Nobody has. Without proof of the scum villain's wrongdoing he can't do anything but wait until Shen Qingqiu fabricates an excuse to kick him off the mountain and get rid of him for good.
But Shen Yuan isn't someone who would take this lying down, oh no! He will make the best of his time here on the mountain by making sure that Luo Binghe - future Protagonist, gentle white lotus who will arrive any week now - will have his path to a better future paved and ready. Shen Yuan has plans to drag the scum villain to justice and expose him for the monster he is if he so much as lifts a hand against Binghe! And to do that he might make use of an unlikely friend he made during his time on the peak: a scarred, reclusive wolf living in the bamboo forest that has some connection to the scum villain.
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06 Aug 2024
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wither and bloom by tskmo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2025
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Shen Yuan really is telling the truth: he’s never met the 28 year old Peak Lord of Qing Jing before in his life. Shen Qingqiu is a veritable stranger to him!
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But.
The 13 year old gege who would complain about Shen Yuan’s bony arms while sharing his ratty blanket on winter nights, who would hiss and spit before begrudgingly splitting his tanghulu on the rare occasions they got their hands on the treat…
No, Shen Yuan knows nothing of Shen Qingqiu.
But, Shen Jiu? Well, that’s a different story.
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Russian translation by Bublick!
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not abandoned! just very, very slow to update.
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28 Jul 2024
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The Tiger of Hu by Christian_Richtown
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Apr 2022
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It was bad enough that the mystery novel Shen Yuan had been reading upon his death featured a terrible love triangle, but now here he is, playing one of the leads. On one side there is Yue Qingyuan, Advisor to the Magistrate, peerless and kind. On the other there is Shen Qingqiu, a lawyer of the county and probably one the most jealous and vindictive men to ever be written.
And Shen Yuan? The Magistrate at the center.
Between a mysterious curse and trying not to get stabbed in the night, Shen Yuan must use his wits to survive this stupid novel. If he fails, who knows just how Shen Qingqiu will manage to kill him for "stealing his man"?
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(A YuanJiu slow burn romance/mystery inspired by the drama "Love is More Than a Word" and "The Hound of the Baskervilles" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.)
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- Part 1 of The Yuan & Jiu Mysteries
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27 Jul 2024
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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01 Jul 2024