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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    It’s just a marriage of convenience…

    Or is it? (Hint: no. No it is not.)

    Aka the smutfic where Laurie proposes to Amy before Fred does, says he can take care of her and her family, which she takes to mean he’s proposing to her just ‘cause he can’t have Jo and wants to make sure her and her family are taken care of because he does genuinely care for them all.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Of half-told stories, jealousy, and devotion.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    "You're really just gonna sit there and act like it didn't happen," he mutters.

    Eddie looks up at him, a small fond smile on his face that's reserved only for Buck.

    "I'm going to marry you someday," Eddie murmurs. "Do you want French toast?"

    Buck nearly chokes on his coffee. There was no way he heard that correctly…right?

    "Uh," he splutters. "What did you just say?"

    "Do you want French toast?"

    "Before that," Buck clarifies.

    "Oh." Eddie's smile only grows wider. "I'm going to marry you someday."

    or: Buck and Eddie share a bed, a kiss, and a pancake. In that order.

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    19 May 2026

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    Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.

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    14 May 2026