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In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning by fartsmellyman, pawkamith
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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He pressed his thumb against the card in his pocket. It moved over the embossed letters in an absent act of reverence.
Bruce Wayne.
He'd call about the interview, he decided. That was the right thing. The professional thing to do for both of them. He would call, and he would be a journalist, and he would not think about the bathroom or the heartbeat or the way Bruce had gone still and careful the moment Clark had pulled back, asking "Do you want to stop? " like what he wanted really mattered, even if Bruce looked like he wanted to take, like Clark's answer was the only important thing weighing on him.
He would absolutely not think about that.Or: Superman and Batman meet properly for the first time; Clark does not handle it as gracefully as he should, the heartbeat memorization wasn't on purpose, and he would like everyone to stop looking at him like that.
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Chapter LXII: In Which Mr. Smithson Encounters an Unexpected Adversary by pawkamith
Fandoms: The French Lieutenant's Woman - John Fowles, Five Nights at Freddy's
17 Mar 2026
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“Freddy Fazbear,” it said, in a voice of mechanised judgment.
I confess, dear reader, that even I—the alleged master of this narrative—am at a loss to explain how such a being emerged in the 19th century. Perhaps it is a metaphor for industrial progress. Perhaps divine punishment. Or perhaps, more simply, the author is having fun.
Charles, ever the empiricist, attempted to reason with it. “Sir—if indeed you are capable of rational speech—permit me to assure you that I am a man of science!”
Freddy’s response was swift, succinct, and catastrophic.
Or: Freddy Fazbear beats the fuck out of Charles Smithson
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