pastelspells
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- Original Work (3)
- Hip Hop RPF (1)
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A private investigator heads into the most notorirous of job offerings - the maintenance working positions offered by VEST.
Concept only,
But something new is on the horizon.
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Ever wanted to copy and paste files onto a human being using a USB cable? Here are some key things you can do with this new feature:
- make someone listen to Never Gonna Give You Up on loop
- edit their DNA and update facial features via trend files
- remove their brain
- cause them to think and act in ways unintended by nature
...and much more!
(Not allowed to be taken by residents under the age of 18. Humanity sold separately.)
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pissing in a urinal with a vagina - a white house fanfic by pastelspells for joe
Fandoms: United States of America - Fandom
21 Jan 2025
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inspired by my life and real world events, see: https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/defending-women-from-gender-ideology-extremism-and-restoring-biological-truth-to-the-federal-government/
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This was my first time, and I wouldn't have it any other way. In this moment I'm drifting off to sleep and I can't get him out of my head... It's pure bliss, being at his mercy. Please keep me here forever.
And yet, how little I knew about what he had in store for me.
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Metro Boomin wants some more by pastelspells for Metro, https://archiveofourown.org/works#
Fandoms: Hip Hop RPF
30 Jul 2024
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Metro boomin make it boom...
(I really idolized him, and then he did this...)
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Isadora’s favourite toy is soft, dumb, and dripping wet for her — all she has to do is point and you’re on your knees with your tongue out.
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23 Jan 2026
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Worker's Compensation by 2_the_grave (constantlybracing), constantlybracing
Fandoms: Original Work
02 May 2024
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Jessie spills some products at work. No big deal, she thinks. The powders currently covering her and this houseplant are placebos, right?
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02 May 2024