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    as reaction to David Hollander's tweet about books he mentioned over time, Ilya decides to make his statement (because remind we when he could stop from doing it) and post his opinion.
    poor Shane, but Harris is even poorer (because Shane Hollander is a menace too), everyone else is having fun. well, maybe not people who got offended by Ilya, but when did he care?

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    08 Aug 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
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    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Several years into Rozanov’s career, ESPN hires a reporter fluent in Russian.

    Suddenly able to answer questions fluently and with a wide vocabulary, Rozanov’s interviews go viral. Hockey fans around the world get a new look at what they thought about Boston’s #81. This changes not only his public persona, but his whole life.

    Inspired by the look on NBA star Nikola Jokić’s face when he was asked a question in his native Serbian and my own struggles learning a new language.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Hayden stares, the sight in front of him not quite computing.

    There is the couch. There is Shane on the couch. There is Shane on the couch, sleeping on his back with one arm wrapped securely around the waist of another person sleeping on top of him. The waist of another man sleeping on top of him.

    A man.

    As in, not Boston Lily.

    As in, not a woman at all.
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    Or, a prank goes awry and Hollanov is outed even earlier. At least everyone can agree that it’s still entirely Hayden Pike’s fault.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Selena:

    we won’t force you to watch hockey with us jane <3

    it is funny that ilya rozanov probably found the one person in montreal who doesn’t give a fuck about it tho

    Jane:

    Haha, what?

    Cassie:

    I promise we talk about much more than just hockey here!

    So if you ever are free, I promise we won’t bore you to death with a sport you don't know or care about.

    Jane:

    Sorry, hold on.

    Ilya said what?

    or, Shane joins the WAGs group chat where they have been led to believe he knows nothing about hockey.

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    13 Jul 2026