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you are the angel that i couldn’t kill by parotcards
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
11 Jan 2022
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there’s a lot of content about eating disorders in here so please be cautious if you have any issues with food. if you’d like someone to talk to, my tumblr @parotcardsroxy or @nadja-dyke is open. stay safe <3
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Jan used the blood as a punishment. It would always come back up, laced with water or rabies, and it was a terrible reminder of their monstrosity. Days began to blur, between the starvation and the exercise and the fucked up sleep schedule, and the only thing keeping him grounded was the nightly fang pulling. The pain was a stark reminder of his vampirism, that he had to work harder to become human, because Nandor the Relentless just wanted to be normal again.
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Half-Doomed and Semi-Sweet by ratatoe
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Jun 2026
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“You’re such a piece of work sometimes.” Ryland has the gall to get huffy with him, still glaring at him, despite the flush of embarrassment on his cheeks.
“Oh, well, excuse me for not wanting to imagine Tom Ryder screwing my twin brother!” Colt throws his hands up in exasperation, nearly knocking over his now-cold cup of coffee. “We have the same face, Ry. If I have to picture him doing unspeakable things to you, it’s like I’m picturing him doing those things to me. Do you understand how horrifying that is?”Or; Tom and Ryland's realtionship, through the eyes of the people around them
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28 Jul 2026
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This could have been an email by Otaku_girl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 Jun 2026
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“You cannot keep trying to solve all of my problems by just showing up and causing a scene, Tom. We’ve been over this. This is not how normal people fix problems”
“Normal people are terrible at fixing problems.”
Ryland Grace has survived budget cuts, difficult parents, and middle schoolers. What he has not survived is his A-list celebrity boyfriend treating school meetings like a personal cameo opportunity – even if he does come bearing gifts.
Or: The one where Tom decides to interrupt a parent teacher night.
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28 Jul 2026
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It's one crisis after another. There can't be time between these things: that would make life too easy. June just had to show up before Healy could even get used to the fact that he had feelings for March. She also had to set her sights on the man that Healy was in love with.
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23 Jul 2026
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But back to the issue at hand: how in pluperfect hell did he get Jackson Healy into the sack?? Jackson Healy. Jackson “Brass Knuckles, Skull Crackin’, Baseball Bat To the Back, Wrestle A Shotgun From a Lunatic In A Diner” Healy.
Point, March.
Just because.
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23 Jul 2026
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It started, as it often did, with a missing girl.
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21 Jul 2026