parasiteking
Fandoms
- South Park (1)
- Deltarune (Video Game) (1)
- Kaboodle SMP (1)
- Undertale (Video Game) (1)
- Lifesteal SMP (1)
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Kyle has dreams about Stan's death. The missed calls on his phone remind him of what's real.
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- Part 1 of A Dreamer's Guide to Humanity
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[Podfic] Our Friends Do Not Look Fine by CrimsonMoonn, parasiteking, travvymybeloved
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game)
29 Nov 2023
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It's raining somewhere else.
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happily, i'm unfazed here, too.
(or, glimpses at two warriors in the wastes.)
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This time around felt off. Maybe it was because time was weird in this game.
Maybe it was because Ren wasn't here.
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Ash offers Subz something new.
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after graduating high school, the main four go off together on a roadtrip that causes many incidents and realizations along the way.
they don't know where they're going, but they're going together.
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Stan Marsh lives a rocky life in California after becoming a Rockstar. Kyle isn’t happy Stan keeps calling him even after Kyle blocked his number.
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- 1,212
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- 1
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DAVE: so you just have a fetish for like what. mixing some "pale" and “pitch” shit in there from time to time?
KARKAT: ):B
Bookmarked by parasiteking
20 Jan 2026
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van got more than he bargained for when he hoped for his hellish headache to go away.
Bookmarked by freshsans (parasiteking)
15 Aug 2025
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In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night.
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- English
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- 10,961
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by parasiteking
12 Jul 2025
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“I know this is like, super fucking weird,” he says with a small southern accent, adjusting a bag over his shoulder. “Letting a dude you’ve never met before into your house and all. I swear I’m not like… the fucking Zodiac Killer or anythin’ like that.”
“I don’t really care,” you say honestly, overly tired. “Even if you are a murderer as long as you clean up all the blood you’re good in my book.”
Dave breathes out a small laugh, exhaling once through his nose. “The bar is too low, dude.”
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- English
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- 74,270
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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Bookmarked by parasiteking
23 Jun 2025
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In which Karkat and Dave can't understand each other, but things still work out. Kind of.
(You don't need to read the first fic in the series to understand this one.)
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- Part 2 of Traverse
Bookmarked by parasiteking
23 Jun 2025