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a pox on all your houses by apocryphal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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"Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"
"I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.
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21 Jul 2026
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Fingertips coated in wood-dust, Ryan's thumbs slid uselessly across the glass. He squinted against the burst of pain behind his eyes from the sun's reflective glare, swiping his thumb along the bottom of the screen in the general area his muscle memory dictated would give him what he wished. It took a few tries until the call accepted.
"Hello?"
A single ragged sob echoed over the line.
It's been months since either of them have seen the entity.
After a long day, Ryan receives a call.
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- Part 1 of i want it to look like you
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15 Jul 2026
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get him back! by flairlies
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?
Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.
+Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa
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15 Jul 2026
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Shane is an employee at StatCan when he says, "Ew. I don't think I could have slept with a Raider."
Ilya is banned from a Best Buy for life when he asks, "Want to get dinner?"
Shane is a sandwich artist when he says, "Fuck you guys. I choose Ilya."
Ilya is thirteen years old and stuck in a tree when he says, "Shane. It's okay. We'll find a way down."
A series of vignettes of different alternate universes where not-MLH players Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander keep meeting and falling in love.
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- Part 6 of anon hr fics
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13 Jul 2026
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Hollanov Watcher @Hollanov_Watcher
https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/Brown_Eyed_Girl 👀
💬 101 🔁 4.1k ❤️ 2.2k↳ Hollanov Watcher @Hollanov_Watcher
As always with these old Reddit posts, take with a pinch of salt. Could always have been edited, might have nothing to do with Hollanov. Food for thought, though. 🤷Alternatively: a Reddit post from ten years ago sparks the beginning of the long-awaited timeline reveal.
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- Part 5 of it really is them damn phones
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10 Jul 2026