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ratio, an annoying gambler, and a bunch of cakes by need15morecandle
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Jun 2026
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“Hold on,” Ratio interrupts, dread slowly setting in. “Aventurine… What did you name the catcakes?”
Aventurine grins. “Oh yeah, I almost forgot to tell you, doc. Meet Bingo, Bet, and Barrel!”
Silence.
“Aventurine.”
_________Ratio and Aventurine find three catcakes at the space station. Aventurine adopts them. And that's all that happens, really.
Pride Month Day 6: two dads
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- Part 6 of Pride Month 2026 :D
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13 Jun 2026
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Menace by MnemonicMadness for donutsweeper
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jun 2021
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Lan Qiren would like to not be in this situation. There are too many absurdities to contend with at the same time, and Lan Qiren is determined to blame every last one of them solely on Wei Wuxian. Among aforementioned absurdities, in no particular order, are:
A loudly braying donkey.
A surprisingly even louder Lan Jingyi, wrangling said donkey while making a valiant yet futile effort to avoid swearwords – both of which Lan Qiren intends to reprimand him for as soon as his life returns to some semblance of sanity.
The entire fact that said donkey requires wrangling in the first place due to the ill-advised end-goal being to transport the animal via sword.
The fact that this means that Lan Qiren is left to wrangle the demonic-cultivating, donkey-owning, exonerated menace of the entire cultivation world in general and Lan Qiren’s existence in particular, Wei Wuxian.
Yes, this is all Wei Wuxian’s fault.
Or: Wei Wuxian is injured on a night hunt, and Lan Qiren is stuck having to deal with it.
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09 Jun 2026
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As a thank you gift for helping Venti “heal”, the bard suggested Xiao came along for a trip to Simulanka. Along the journey, they stumble upon an unexpected cast of characters who seem suspiciously familiar…
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03 Jun 2026
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Blade has a very interesting talk with Evanescia and discovers BO3.
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11 May 2026
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Water Heeds the Cloud's Call by SatelliteBlue
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Dec 2025
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