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kiss kiss fall in love by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Oct 2023
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Shoko hums, reaching for Gojo’s wrist. She raises it barely off of the surface where Satoru rests, her eyebrows pinched slightly in concentration. When she lets it go, there’s something like confusion faintly tracing her face.
“Well, I don’t know what to tell you,” she finally admits. “Gojo is, for all intents and purposes…” She pauses, looking hesitant at her own words. Megumi doesn’t miss the way Geto stiffens in anticipation. “Well, asleep.”
“Asleep,” Geto repeats incredulously after a stagnant pause. “What do you mean, asleep?”
“I mean asleep,” Shoko says with a helpless shrug. “His brain functions are all normal, there’s nothing blocking his cursed energy—he’s just asleep.”
Geto stares blankly at her. “So how do we wake him up?”
“Have you tried pouring a bucket of water on him?”
Geto’s stare does not become any more amused. Shoko snickers. “Look, I don’t know. True love’s kiss, maybe—?” She cuts herself off. Her eyes widen. “Wait.”
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or, Gojo keeps falling asleep. to Megumi's utter dismay, the only way to wake him up is to get a kiss from his almost-boyfriend, almost-husband best friend.
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08 Jun 2026
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formation your way into my heart by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Nov 2023
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“It’s getting pretty bad,” Itadori continues, turning to Gojo with wide eyes. “Gojo-sensei, what should we do?”
Gojo makes a show of stroking his chin with two fingers, his bottom lip sticking out in faux contemplation. “I guess,” he begins solemnly, “it’s time to implement Formation A.”
“Formation A?” Itadori asks.
“Formation A?” Nobara echoes.
“Formation A!” Gojo cheers with a snap of his fingers. He claps a hand on Itadori’s shoulder. “Listen to me carefully, Yuuji-kun.” Itadori nods vigorously. “It looks like this girl has been trying to get at Megumi-kun for some while, hm?” Itadori nods vigorously once again. Gojo clicks his tongue. “Then, something like Formation B won’t be enough this time. This girl needs to believe Megumi-kun’s taken, with 100% certainty.”
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or, Fushiguro's got an admirer, and Nobara, Gojo, and Itadori have decided to make it their problem
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Russian translation available here!
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08 Jun 2026
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solar flare by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Jun 2024
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“You…” Fushiguro starts slowly, and the hair on Yuuji’s arm raises at his low tone. “You’re… Sukuna’s vessel.”
Yuuji wonders for a brief second if he’s been the one slapped with the way Fushiguro’s words tunnel into his gut and burn in his throat. He swallows. Even Kugisaki, next to him, has her brows drawn together in confusion.
“What?” Yuuji asks, and his voice is small, even to his own ears. “No, I’m not—” He cuts himself off. He couldn’t say he wasn’t Sukuna’s vessel, right?
“Don’t take another step closer,” Fushiguro warns when Yuuji tries doing exactly that. Yuuji’s feet still. Megumi’s wary gaze doesn’t falter, though, and when he begins to raise shaky hands in a manner very familiar to Yuuji, Yuuji's blood runs cold.
“Wait, wait, no—”
“With this treasure, I summon—”
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or, Megumi forgets only Yuuji after an unfortunate encounter, and Yuuji's handling it well. really.
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08 Jun 2026
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shoko ieiri's very good, flawless, completely foolproof five-year plan to getting her best friends together by HamsterQinghua for ranathearanara
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Oct 2024
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“I think I’m in love with Suguru,” Gojo blurts out in the middle of lunch, and that’s how Shoko knows she’s got her work cut out for her.
“Wow,” Shoko says. “Congrats.”
Gojo stares at her. He’s got his sunglasses on, but that doesn’t make his stare any less unnerving, and Shoko resists the urge to fidget uncomfortably.
“I don’t know what to do,” Gojo finally admits, breaking the stare by looking away. “I mean, I can’t do anything about it, right?”
Shoko taps her chopsticks together. “Sure you can,” she responds. “You know, like talking to him about it.”
Gojo stares at her like she’s vomited a deluge of flowers in front of him. “What the hell are you talking about?” he asks, and he sounds so genuinely confused—like the idea of conversing with Geto is so utterly beyond the realms of possibility—that Shoko realizes she really does have her work cut out for her.
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or, exactly what the title says
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08 Jun 2026
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none the wiser by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Apr 2024
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“Wanna go on a date?” Suguru repeats, and although he has nothing to be worried about—it was a prank, so what did Satoru’s response matter? it wasn’t like he’d actually say yes—he can still detect a slight sort of tremor in his words that he hopes Satoru doesn’t pick up on. He coughs. “With me, I mean.”
Satoru’s mouth flaps open and closed. Suguru coughs again. Satoru’s taking an awful long time to answer—maybe it would be best to just reveal the prank now, before Suguru could embarrass himself any further—
“Yes,” Satoru breathes out emphatically, his eyes sparkling with the force of a thousand diamonds. Suguru almost wants to look away, but he can’t seem to move his eyes from Satoru’s beaming expression. “Yes,” Satoru repeats, and all of a sudden, he’s clutching Suguru’s hands in his own, “let’s go right now.”
“Um,” Suguru says. “What?”
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or, Suguru asks Satoru out as a prank, then takes a while to remember to tell him it's a prank
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07 Jun 2026