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How Hara Urara Joined the United States Army by A_Lovely_Night_Sky
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
13 Mar 2026
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Hara Urara gets banned from her fourth racetrack, meets an Army recruiter with poor decision-making skills, and proceeds to become the only trainee in military history to receive essay punishment because smoking her just makes things worse for everyone.
"In nineteen years of service to this country, I have smoked thousands of recruits. I have made grown men cry. I have broken hard cases that thought they couldn't be broken."
"Yes, Drill Sergeant."
"But you..." His eye twitched. Both eyes twitched. His entire face twitched. "You are un-smokeable. Do you understand what I'm saying?"
"Drill Sergeant, no Drill Sergeant?"
"I'M SAYING THAT SMOKING YOU ONLY MAKES THINGS WORSE!"
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25 Jul 2026
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Let Her be the Judge by Morbid_Corvid_0413
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
23 Jul 2026
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Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka have a problem: they have absolutely no idea how to judge who exactly is the better lay. Luckily for them, they have a mutual friend that would be more than willing to help! Will Aston Machan be able to handle it? Probably not, but at least she's going to try!
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25 Jul 2026
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until when by dandeliondrifts (alexstop)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
14 Nov 2025
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McQueen continued. “I outlined what needed to be done, since you offered to help.”
Teio nodded, her ear flicking once. “Yes, I did. Then what did you say afterwards?”
“That the process is not something I can show you until we are married,” said McQueen.
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23 Jul 2026
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Second Strides by Pridento
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
07 Jul 2026
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"How's the leg?"
"How's colic."
The spirits of Japan's finest racehorses are reborn as Umamusume, and they have brought forty years of rivalries with them. Special Week is not being paid enough for this.
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- Part 1 of Second Strides
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22 Jul 2026
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Umamusume: Chasing That Horizon! by TombstoneTTromboners
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ | Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray (Anime)
07 Jul 2026
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Yumiko Muramoto —former high school track star, now 37-year old Umamusume trainer— has spent the past decade as the personal trainer to Mejiro McQueen throughout her childhood. When she’s accepted into Tracen Academy, Yumiko follows and takes a job as a faculty trainer at the school, forming Team Polaris with McQueen, Special Week, and Silence Suzuka. Of course, her job soon expands from just being a trainer, as she helps them take their first steps into growing up and finding love…and maybe even rediscovering it herself when she meets and starts to fall for Tazuna Hayakawa, secretary to the academy’s director…and someone Yumiko can swear she recognizes.
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19 Jul 2026