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Skinny Wrists by paper_clip
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), Australian Comedians RPF
07 Jul 2026
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Sam looks at the contrast between his wrist and Ed's and swallows. Ed seems unbothered.
"I reckon I could..."
His hand gathers both Sam's wrists in Sam's lap and wraps neatly around both of them. Sam's thoughts derail.
Ed teases Sam about being a bit of a prude off-stage, with unexpected outcomes.
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Henchboy of the Week by paper_clip
Fandoms: Australian Comedians RPF, British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF, LOL: Last One Laughing UK
23 Apr 2026
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Pretty much what Sam asked for, what, with all that eating cream off other people's hands, and offering to be Diane Morgan's servant.
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She enjoys laying him out on the bed, hand on his chest, pushing him down flat. The way he looks up at her, wanting it.
(This is like 70% mental healths, 20% smut, 10% nice things. No need to read part 1 first.)
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- Part 2 of Most Aliens and Fewest Timothées
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Being bitten by a hot Latina was not how Sam envisioned the shooting would end.
Pure trash and self-indulgence in which Sam Campbell gets railed by a 10/10 Colombian heiress. (Using the word railing liberally here.)
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- Part 1 of Most Aliens and Fewest Timothées
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Sam did not expect a prostate exam to feel this good. Nor did he expect the drop-dead gorgeous doctor conducting it to be this forceful.
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A Husband, a Wife, and One Smooth Bastard by paper_clip
Fandom Blackpool | Viva Blackpool (TV), British Actor RPF, Good Omens (TV) RPF
08 Oct 2024
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These are the same fic but with two different ships. David Tennant/Michael Sheen is the more popular pairing by far but, due to a little 2004 show called Blackpool, David Tennant/David Morrissey will forever reserve a special place close to my heart. Luckily, Michael Sheen and David Morrissey can both safely be called smooth bastards lol
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Chasing Trouser by paper_clip
Fandom Blackpool | Viva Blackpool (TV), British Actor RPF, Don Juan in Soho - Marber, Good Omens (TV) RPF, Staged (TV 2020) RPF
14 Dec 2024
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It takes a solid two weeks for Nolan Booth to realise that he’s essentially just following The Bishop and Hartley around like a lapdog.
It takes him a lot less time to realise that they fuck a lot.
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- Part 17 of 2021 One Fic Per Cinema Movie Viewing
- Part 3 of 100 Ships
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19 May 2022
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snarky, tying up, denial
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Rey picks an injured cyborg out of a Jakku city dump and brings him back to her trailer.
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- Part 1 of Fourth Verse AU
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Spill Your Breakfast, Drip Your Wine by eevilalice
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Feb 2013
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If Hermione is honest with herself, her singular attraction to Malfoy began back at Hogwarts the first time she saw him looking anything but the sleek-haired, immaculately dressed prat she’d come to loathe.
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Draco Malfoy discovers Muggle porn sites.
He doesn't know how to turn down the computer's volume.
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- Part 1 of Good Boy Draco
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“Holy shit, you actually--did you actually?” he asks.
“I actually did.” Lardo can’t stop smiling, can’t keep the giggle out of her voice.
“Lardo, baby. You fuckin’ saint. Give. Me. The deets,” Shitty says.
Or, Lardo calls Shitty right after her night of fun sexytimes with Jack and Bitty.
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- Part 3 of A Sight Worth Seeing