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dream on, baby (don't call me baby) by onesaltydemon
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment RPF
08 Apr 2025
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Sometimes he wonders what Shane would say if he asked him about his dreams, but Ryan couldn’t see the point in inviting more disappointment. Of course Shane has dreams. He’s normal. Unlike Ryan.
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Shane is anything but normal. If Shane had to describe himself in three words he would most likely choose the following: really fucking chill. Okay, so maybe there's a ton of other words that would describe him, but he knows that “normal” is not one of them.soulmate au, demon!shane au
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But the right corner of Hank’s mouth curves upwards, nearly imperceptible, and the corners of his eyes crinkle softly. Classic signs of contentment, his HUD blinks, and he nods before pulling Sumo out into the chilly night air.
He still can’t shake the residual uneasiness from the places of his mind Amanda touched, so he runs a few more diagnostic scans just to be sure she’s gone.
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“You’re not fuckin’ Cher. You need a last name like everyone else,” Chief Fowler had said, throwing another application on his keyboard. “You fought for your damn rights so act like it.”
Connor nodded but ultimately slipped the form into his desk drawer with the others.
Like he said, he swears he’s going to get to it.
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Jack is the best sniper around and fits happily into one of Boston's leading gangs, Samwell.
Bitty is fast, smart, and affable. He doesn't look like he belongs in a gang.
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Smells Like Updog by BaegentWashington (onesaltydemon) for
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
19 Nov 2016
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Bitty can't help but notice something strange with his d-men, especially after he asks Jack to turn him.
Part 3 of the Count Jackula series. I'd recommend that you read the other two first, but I guess that it's probably not entirely necessary if you really don't want to.
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- Part 3 of Count Jackula
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026), Undertale (Video Game)
07 Feb 2026
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21 Jan 2024
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Shitty Knight takes a post-graduation road trip. Four friends, six thousand miles, two tents, several embarrassing photos, a giant rabbit, three cops, and a bear.
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- Part 1 of Road & Romance
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Bookmarked by BaegentWashington (onesaltydemon)
08 Apr 2016
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Eric Bittle—former baker's apprentice and son of a Navy captain—finds himself starting a new life as a pirate aboard the Samwell. As he figures out his place on the crew and learns how to become a proper pirate, he must also navigate a tumultuous relationship with his captain, who is figuring out a few things of his own.
Alternatively: The one where Bitty puts the pie in pirate.
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- Part 1 of A Pirate's Life For Me
Bookmarked by BaegentWashington (onesaltydemon)
22 Mar 2016
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It’s almost funny. All he ever wanted was to play hockey, to play in the NHL, to win the Cup. This—Samwell, the team, the Haus—was supposed to be just a detour, but now it feels more like a destination he failed to realize he’s already reached.
(Or: Jack signs with the Falconers, graduates, and leaves. It's the hardest thing he's ever done. What comes after is even harder.)
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Bookmarked by BaegentWashington (onesaltydemon)
11 Mar 2016
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It could be your neighbour, your school mate that you might have had your eye on or that school mate that has their eye on you. A co-worker or a famous movie star. No one knows who it is until they meet, until they touch.
Bookmarked by onesaltydemon
28 Oct 2013