ohsoexpendable
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Borne Away by the Waves by ohsoexpendable
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, LeATHERMØUTH, Bandom
04 Jul 2012
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He wouldn’t meet Frank’s eyes, so Frank leaned forward and practically growled into his ear, “C’mon, baby. All dressed up with nowhere to go.” He threaded the fingers of his other hand into Gerard’s hair. “Put that pretty mouth to good use.”
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- Part 2 of car!verse
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“You should pull over and blow me.”
Gerard turns, wide eyed, towards Frank.
“Wait, what?” he asks in disbelief.“You fucking heard me. Blow me, motherfucker. I’m horny as hell,” Frank says as he runs his hand under his own shirt and over his belly.
He’s getting dangerously close to his nipples when Gerard finally speaks. “No, dude. I’m driving.”
“I know that, shithead. That’s why I said to pull over first,” Frank growls as he starts pinching his nipple a bit.
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- Part 1 of car!verse
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Grace is a well-schooled man who loves learning. Surely he can accomplish his goal in fifty-six days.
He creates a calendar on his whiteboard. Fifty-six days until his ship reaches the Blip-A.
Fifty-six days in which to learn how to say Rocky's name—his Eridian name.
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- Part 1 of By Any Other Name
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24 Jul 2026
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one becomes home by deitybird
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 Jul 2026
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Rocky points a claw at Ryland’s arm. “Why do you keep doing that? You touch where I hurt you.”
“It’s soothing,” Ryland answers, lips twitching when he adds, “Human thing.”
“Many human things are confusing to me.”
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Ryland talks about the last human touch he ever got.
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23 Jul 2026
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In Which Grace is Forced to Have A Good Time by ritspoon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
13 Jun 2026
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As Rocky and Grace make their way to Erid, Grace becomes more irritable due to his dwindling food supply. Rocky doesn't like to see his friend so worked up, and so he tries to create a song to help Grace relax. It works a little too well, and now Rocky has to navigate how to manage a hypnotized Grace.
In which Rocky forces Grace to have a good day. Additional tags and change in rating as I add chapters.
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16 Jul 2026
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Vibrations by pleniluneheron
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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“Human book recommends relaxing bedtime routine. Listen to soothing music, sleep in a cool, dark quiet room. Stick to regular schedule.” Rocky recites what he read. “Schedule is good, room is dark and quiet. Soothing music, question?”
“Not a bad idea,” Grace stretches his legs a little. “I’ve shown you lots of music. You remember the soothing ones. Why don’t you sing for me?” He asks, jokingly.
“Good good good!” Rocky chirps excitedly, wiggling around inside his ball. “Yes, Rocky will sing. Grace will listen. Grace will sleep easily.”
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06 Jul 2026
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"You can't eat cereal," Guillermo tells Nandor when he joins him at the back of the store.
Nandor holds up a box of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and says, "The sexy tiger wants me to solve his puzzle. He is challenging me."
Guillermo studies the children's quiz on the back of the box.
"And how is that going?"
"I'll need a little longer in this establishment."
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Guillermo and Nandor hit the road. They try to talk about their feelings.Bookmarked by ohsoexpendable
11 Jun 2026