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Sanji has a nightmare and needs help escaping the lingering fear. Zoro obliges.
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12 Jun 2026
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Sanji puts all his effort into their meals, especially on birthdays, but never receives the same love and attention on his own birthday. Zoro decides to do something about it.
(rated T for language)
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11 Jun 2026
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“Two years is a long time, Zoro. Too long to have your effort thrown back in your face. Even if it’s the same words and the same old argument, the stakes have changed.”
Or: The crew reunite after 2 years, and Zoro reassesses the weight of his words against his regard for Sanji.
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09 Jun 2026
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An Angel who did not so much Fall In Love as Settle Into It Gradually by TheLadyZephyr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Jul 2019
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Crowley was standing in the middle of the room, hands in his pockets, looking a little lost. Aziraphale eyed the distance between them. Five steps. Five steps, and six thousand years, and a battlefield spanning an eternity.
The story of the little moments over the millennia that shape an angel’s regard for a demon, and the way he slowly, with great reluctance but inevitable surety, falls in love.
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09 Jun 2026
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i'd do the stars with you any time by inthestarsisyourhome
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Apr 2026
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Of course Sanji wants him. Any sane person with eyes and a functioning bloodstream would want him: Zoro’s broad and scarred in ways that catch the eye instead of repelling it and cursed with a body that moves like it was carved for violence and then, for some reason, accessorised with those tiny elegant little earrings that make Sanji want to bite things.
Or: Sanji arranges one special night to get Zoro out of his system once and for all.
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29 Apr 2026
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17 Mar 2026
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Through a strange sequence of events, Sanji finds himself at sex party. He’s accidentally given his royal guard aphrodisiac and had to collar him to stop people from trying to bed him, and no one seems to want to let him do his job. He’s not having a good night, but maybe he can make the most of it.
Day 3: Collar/Size Difference
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- Part 3 of Sanzo Week 2026
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17 Mar 2026
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Zoro’s attempts at satisfying his oral fixation with a random stranger get ruined by his captain. Sanji talks himself into a corner, but can he actually be as mean as Zoro wants?
Day 2 of Sanzo week 2026: Face-fucking/Subspace
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- Part 2 of Sanzo Week 2026
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17 Mar 2026
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“I know that fish have scales, can breathe underwater and taste incredible grilled with some lemon and rosemary! What the fuck are you talking about!?”
Zoro still stood in the doorway, stiff as a board, not quite able to look Sanji in the eyes.
“They, uh.. lay eggs.”
....Sanji finds out that his part fishman rival has some interesting fish qualities, and he's not one to back down from a challenge.
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10 Mar 2026
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After years away Kakashi returns to the village where he grew up to find that things are not as they once were.
For one, his childhood best friend and one-time rival, Maito Gai, has become the father of two children.
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09 Mar 2026
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He was expecting Luffy to be running around, nabbing food or making a disaster of the kitchens.
What he didn’t expect, when he opened the Baratie's wide, double doors, was to be met with a stunning, leggy blond holding up the pink-fuck-Marine by the throat with a dark look cast over his face.Wait -
Blond hair…curled brow...
It was -Zoro’s mouth went dry, heart caught in his throat, before he could manage a barely audible breath of
“Sanji?”
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Zoro and Sanji are childhood friends, torn apart and reunited after thirteen years.Bookmarked by offensiveagentpie
03 Mar 2026
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By Moonlight by orphan_account
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Feb 2019
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“Uh, Yamada Hizashi?” Hizashi offers, pointing to himself. “I write the entertainment column?”
“I know who you are,” Aizawa huffs, but his expression doesn’t become any friendlier. Hizashi suppresses a grimace.
“Right! Sorry,” Hizashi replies with an awkward laugh, internally berating himself for sounding like such an idiot in front of the reporter most likely to judge him for it. “So I was thinking about doing a piece on that vigilante – ”
“I’m not helping you,” Aizawa interrupts.
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19 Feb 2026
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But Our Records Keep Skipping by Robbirdthe8th (FictionalFeather)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jul 2020
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"It's not like any of my exes ever said 'let's fuck or I'm leaving you' but...yeah. It's a factor."
"You just didn't want to sleep with any of them?"
"I wanted to. Or wanted to want to, I guess."
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The impact left by Hizashi's ex-boyfriend still looms, too big and too much, so he asks Shouta for a favor.
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11 Feb 2026
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Comic done for the Kinks for Kindness Zine, Volume 1.
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11 Feb 2026
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Crowley teaches Aziraphale a thing or two. A NSFW fan comic made for Kinks for Kindness 2- Seductive Sins!
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11 Feb 2026
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Photo Finished by BlitheFool
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Sep 2020
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11 Feb 2026
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Training Exercises by BlitheFool for Foxy Metal Messiah (Anankhe)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Oct 2019
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'I just thought...I mean, we're 18! I figured maybe you'd fooled around. A little?'
First time comic.
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11 Feb 2026
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Sanji hooks up with his hot neighbor.
Things spiral from there.
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02 Feb 2026
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“Anyway,” Zoro continued amid Sanji’s silence, “I’m not going to die.”
Sanji made a scoffing sound. “You can’t just decide that, asshole,” he said, tying off the thread. He trailed his fingertips over the jagged seam, checking for any imperfections. “You can’t cheat death.”
“We’ll see.”
To Sanji, Zoro is an enigma. An infuriating one, but one he is drawn to nonetheless. For as much self-assurance Zoro appears to have, Sanji has about as much self-doubt. If he can just understand what goes on inside that mossy head of his, maybe he can figure a few things out about himself as well.
Discovering that there might be something other than rivalry brewing between them, is something Sanji isn't quite prepared for.
(Rated M for explicit language, canon-typical violence and sexual content for later chapters).
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20 Jan 2026
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Paradisio Grand Resort Welcomes YOU!
Held biannually, the Paradisio Grand Couples Retreat is a seven day intensive stay for couples from all walks of life at any stage of their journey. Relax, recharge, and regroup in the most scenic of locales, and prepare to reap the rewards of your dedication to the process in an abundance of love everlasting.“Gross."
Nami rolls her eyes and pushes the brochure back into his chest. “You’re going,” she says curtly.
Zoro barks a laugh and flips the brochure over, “Yeah okay, I’ll get right on that…”
“With Sanji.”
“Fuck off,” Zoro laughs again. When Nami’s expression doesn’t crack, his amused grin fades. “Fuck off.”
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02 Jan 2026