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I Was Made For Lovin' You, Baby (You Were Made For Lovin' Me) by occasionalpisser
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
13 Apr 2026
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Halting his blubbing, Mike blinks his eyes back open and allows for his vision to adjust to the unreasonably bright light that’s still surrounding him. His head lolls to the side, vision still coming in and out of focus as he tries to take in the image in front of him, blocking out all of his other senses.
Mike squints and… Oh.
Okay—why is God the dictionary definition of the word 'gorgeous'?
OR: Upon getting his wisdom teeth removed, Mike Wheeler doesn't remember much of anything—including Will Byers, and the fact that they're married to each other. He still feels all the love and adoration he has for the man, though... so he can't be blamed if it all comes spilling out of him in one way or another.
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I Don't Think There's a Name for It (But it's Kinda Like Being In Love) by occasionalpisser
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Jan 2026
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Mike (idiot that he is) still doesn't know what this unnameable thing is, but what he does know is that it's always been there. Has always been inside of him, has always swirled within the depths of his chest, and has always tried to make itself known whenever he was (and is) in the presence of Will Byers.
But seeing Will in this new light was the equivalent of being whacked across the head with a baseball bat. A baseball bat built solely to amplify any and all already present feelings, making them impossible to ignore. Suddenly, the thing inside him wasn’t quiet anymore. No, it was (and is) loud. Loud enough to override all the other thoughts that should be occupying his brain space right now, and loud enough that even he can’t shove it back into whatever mental closet he’d kept it in.
OR: Mike doesn't clock it. Robin does.
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Debatable? Sorry, I Meant Dateable! by occasionalpisser
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Jan 2026
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Is it possible to die from an over excessive use of eye rolls? Probably not. If it were, Will would’ve been declared dead years ago—long before he ever got to call Mike his boyfriend.
Just let it be known that he’d be at very, very high risk right now if this condition had magically materialised within the past five minutes.OR: Will can't sleep, Mike's across campus, and his RA is definitely (not) hunting him down with a sniper rifle.
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Mike dreads the nights.
Not for any of the reasons he'd deem "normal," whatever that godforsaken word even means. He's not afraid of the dark, nor what lies in it, no, he fears the stillness. That empty stretch of hours where shadows fall, the world itself falling silent.
The nights give Mike the time to think, and good god, Mike does not want to be given the time to think.
OR: Somehow, Mike and Will would be doing alright if it wasn't for the nights.
(If it wasn't for the nights, they think that they could take it.)
Recent bookmarks
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Cute and married will byers/mike wheeler with a side of sickness and hospitals. Yea. That's basically it. Have fun :)
Bookmarked by occasionalpisser
05 Jun 2026
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never will there ever come a day that i'm over them
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i want you to destroy me so i’ll feel better by Sieladonna
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 May 2026
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“Couldn't wait?” Will's voice is low, thick with that familiar morning rasp. “So much that you used me while I was sleeping?”
Mike lets out a shaky breath, feeling the hard cock twitch inside him. His voice trembles. “I just… I didn't mean to…”
“Didn't mean to?” Will chuckles, condescending, like Mike just said the stupidest thing in the world. Which he did.“You're literally sitting on my dick, Mike.”
Mike wakes up hard, needy, and full of his boyfriend's dick. He makes a terrible decision.
Bookmarked by occasionalpisser
02 Jun 2026
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tweaking and geeking
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haven't you heard the word of my wanting? by paladins (nondisclosure)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 May 2026
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“I’m just saying, you two seem like you’re fucking like bunnies,” Max says, shrugging.
“I wish,” Will pouts.
“So why aren’t you?” Max asks, quirking up an eyebrow.
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will is trying very hard to be patient, but he just doesn't understand why mike won't fuck him. a lingerie store, a mental breakdown, and a sex playbook help him figure it out.Bookmarked by occasionalpisser
01 Jun 2026
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oh my GOD
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We want your words to speak for themselves, so we don't inadvertently turn off potential buyers before they give the book a chance.
As he’s gotten older, Mike has gotten much better at managing and hiding his insecurities, even when the weight of daily life drags them back to the surface.
Unfortunately, it’s hard to keep his mind quiet when he’s naked on a sofa, covered in a thin sheet, and completely exposed under the adoring gaze of his husband-to-be.
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Mike has a hard day, forgetting how deeply Will worships him. Luckily, Will is more than happy to remind him.Bookmarked by occasionalpisser
27 May 2026
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UGHHHH I LOVE THIS SHIT
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“What the actual fuck, Will?!”
Under different circumstances, Will probably would’ve found this funny.
Unfortunately, he was starting to get lightheaded.
“Dustin,” Will interrupts, voice strained. “Listen, I’m sorry you found out like this, but I really need you to calm down right now.”
Dustin whips around to face him, eyes wide with panic.
“Right.” He says, voice shaking, “Right, okay—oh my God, you’re bleeding so much. What do I do?”
“Call Mike,” Will says, fighting to stay conscious. “And grab a first aid kit. Please tell me you have one.”
Or: Dustin finds out Will is Spiderman in the worst way possible. Of course, Mike comes to the rescue.
Series
- Part 2 of Spiderman Will!