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Juno and Peter go to a wedding, and Juno (mostly) has a good time while managing not to get punched.
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It turns out Peter Nureyev lied when he said he was going to leave Mars. Really, Juno shouldn't be surprised.
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Juno Steel has a thing for the new barista at Dark Matters, and it's kind of a problem, considering he doesn't even know his real name.
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Peter wakes up to an empty bed, and goes looking for the lady who's supposed to be in it.
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Which will win: sixteen years of planning for brutal world domination, or one (1) teenage girl?
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01 Jun 2026
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Pansy Parkinson's younger sister is born a squib. Everything else spirals out from there.
Half-Blood Prince & Deathly Hallows AU, and the aftermath.
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29 May 2026
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“The deal's already gone through,” Ron confirmed gravely. “Harry, it's Lord Slytherin. Slytherin bought the whole club.”
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27 Apr 2026
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Directionally Challenged and Reluctantly Participating by Origin_Of_Symmetry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Apr 2026
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His gaze sweeps down and then back up, very pointedly noting, “you’re not wearing clothing,” like he’s either trying to determine why Harry isn’t wearing clothing, or why Harry would open the door not wearing clothing.
“Merlin, fuck, what!?” Is Harry’s rather eloquent response.
Harry Potter: Recently orphaned, newly appointed junior lord in the Wizengamot, with no life direction and absolutely zero clue what he’s doing.
Lord Thomas Gaunt shows up one morning at his door, asking for a favor, and Harry quickly finds that it’s not something he can easily refuse.
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19 Apr 2026
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That's when Tommy realized he was, like, the worst fucking friend ever. Because Steve was an omega and they had learned in health class that omegas craved physical contact. And Steve, a secret male omega with shitty absentee parents, wasn’t getting any love at home and he couldn't exactly reach out and ask his buddies for some cuddles. No one but Tommy knew about him and Tommy sure as shit hadn't been offering to hold his hand.
So now here Steve was, getting a goddamn contact high because he was squished in between Davey Bower, who smelled like ball sweat and Cheetos, and Andrew Floyd, who looked like a fucking toe. But Steve was too blissed out on, like, happy omega hormones to care about that, and Tommy was the shittiest best friend in Hawkins.
Goddammit. Tommy was going to have to start giving Steve hugs. He was going to have to give him so many goddamn fucking hugs.
When Steve presents as a rare male omega he is forced to hide his status and question his worldview; he learns to be less shallow, more caring, and more open-minded. Tommy Hagan stays loyal to his best friend and is dragged kicking and screaming into being a better person too.
Just a little bit, though. Like, maybe 10% better.
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31 Mar 2026