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    "Everyone has their unrequited love story, yeah? My best friend, she had a brother. Well, she had four brothers, but there was one in particular. He was like the sun… and I—I was constantly pulled into his orbit."

    It was a throwaway line in a throwaway interview that nobody was meant to read.

    A story about missed connections and growing older and what happens when you finally stop running.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “You earnestly believe you can trick me into loving you in three months? Mr. Bridgerton, this shall be the easiest-won wager any woman has ever known.”

    Colin chuckles. “I believe,” he says, “I can do it in one. The latter two shall be enjoyed as our honeymoon.”

    Penelope Featherington and Colin Bridgerton haven’t properly seen each other in years.

    Now, they find themselves maneuvered into an arranged marriage neither of them wants.

    Penelope, sharp-tongued and self-possessed, has no intention of being anyone’s consolation prize. Colin, newly returned from the continent and having already insulted his bride, did not comprehend quite the little spitfire he'd been given.

    And so, a wager is struck: Three months to earn her regard, or surrender the match.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    His kind do not surface often. The old stories say it invites trouble—human nets, human curiosity, human cruelty. Anthony reminds him of this regularly. Colin has never cared, and this is the part of his day he looks forward to most. The slow ascent toward the light. The knowledge of what waits for him above.

    Who waits for him above.

    The Little Mermaid AU exactly one person asked for. Artwork by YoukaiYume.

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    30 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    He sank to one knee before her. "Miss Featherington, I—"
    "What are you doing?" she hissed.
    "What does it look like I am doing?"
    "It looks," she said, her voice very crisp and precise, "as if you are proposing marriage, but that cannot—"
    A great wave of satisfaction came over him. "In that case," he said, "my intention and the appearance of it are in complete accord. I am indeed proposing marriage."

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    When Penelope's mother dies and Colin discovers that she's being forced to leave her home, there's nothing for him to do but propose.

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    29 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    colin bridgerton returns to university with unfinished coursework, terrible metaphors, and entirely too much unresolved tension with penelope featherington, his childhood best friend and current teaching assistant. penelope, against all better judgement, agrees to an editing session.

    just one editing session. what could possibly go wrong?

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    29 May 2026