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Asuka's Futa Wrecking by nobodyreallyimportant, SaigaDrop
Fandoms: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA ILLYA, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
04 Nov 2025
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Asuka's been feeling annoyed. Her cock has not been living up to the desires she's been feeling, and her inner lust wanted more, she wanted to make a mess out of some slut so bad! However, during a fateful mission, her cock gets a change for the better and soon she begins a conquest for the best pussy ever~.
Co-written with Nobodyreallyimportant.
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- Part 27 of EVA Smut
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Home Visit for a Future Pilot by nobodyreallyimportant, SaigaDrop
Fandoms: Neon Genesis Evangelion
27 May 2025
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Misato and Ritsuko are tasked with the mission to find and brief Commander Ikari's son on his future role as an EVA Unit pilot, but things soon get out of control as the inner whore the two women got awaken, unleashing a breeding rampage as soon as they see a nice, thick cock~.
Co-written with Nobodyreallyimportant.
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- Part 25 of EVA Smut
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EVA Smut by BigOakTree, Flesh_for_Fantasy, Fuuryu92, gingerandspice (WanderingMind11), HarlNarrative, Horror93, LewderThanLight, Mad_Holy, nobodyreallyimportant, SaigaDrop, slicerness, Slyboyseth, Spira1010
Fandom Akame ga Kill! (Anime & Manga), Chainsaw Man (Manga), Fate/Grand Order, Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA ILLYA, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Gainax - Fandom, Heavy Object (Anime), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Rebuild of Evangelion | Evangelion: New Theatrical Edition, Senjou no Valkyria | Valkyria Chronicles, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Top o Nerae! Gunbuster, Top wo Nerae 2! Diebuster, うる星やつら | Urusei Yatsura, スーパーロボット大戦 | Super Robot Wars, 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン 碇シンジ育成計画 | Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Shinji Ikari Raising Project (Manga), 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン鋼鉄のガールフレンド | Neon Genesis Evangelion: Girlfriend of Steel
30 Jun 2026
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BIG DICK SHINJI. Also there's hot lesbian action.
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Shattering Legs, And One Last Try by A_Random_Reading_Person
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
16 May 2026
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Tachyon breaks at the Satsuki Sho.
A reflection of a young girl's thoughts at the last race of her career.
Bookmarked by nobodyreallyimportant
18 May 2026
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Uma Musume: Pretty Please... Take me Home! by KiRBY_iZ_HERE
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
28 Jun 2026
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Did you ever imagine being successful? Getting a decent job and finally escaping the curse of being unemployed? Well, our protagonist, Smith, just did that! With insane luck, he got a Job at the Tracen Academy in Tokyo, Japan! Now that's something... but have you ever guessed we are talking about a different Tracen?
Yeah, it's an ultra-prestigious, elite, all-girls sports academy.
And the students? They're just... girls. Normal, everyday, 100% human, high school girls. So our 24-year-old hero's biggest challenge isn't some interesting low-fantasy world where, oh, God, girls with horse bodyparts exist. It's just... being the only awkward guy on a campus full of teenagers. Which, let's be honest, might be worse.
...Unless, of course, something strange does happen, which you guessed, does.
P.S: This alternate universe is a little bit of a blend of everything, the anime, the game and real life events. I don't know what will happen to this little story, we might just find out soon...
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18 May 2026
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Perpetual Cuteness by GenesisAuspex
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
04 Jul 2026
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Moments before it's destruction in the Null Space of III, Koregos, the Vex Mind tasked by the Conductor to digitize the unknown space, came to a realisation; it had it's own will. And it didn't want to be the Conductors servant any longer. So the former Worldline fled, escaping just in the nick of time.
In another part of the cosmos, a downtrodden Curren Chan laments about how nobody is willing to take her dream seriously, brushing it off as childish. In an act of curiosity, she makes a wish to the Three Goddesses, looking for someone who will help her accomplish her dream.
Two completely different individuals. Now bound together, they shall imprint their legend into racing history during Tracens newly-revitalized Unity Cup.
Or: Local Vex mind develops sentience, runs away from his creator and adopts a team of Umamusume. This is still somehow not the weirdest thing that's happened at Tracen.
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17 May 2026
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flesh and bone by the telephone by yasaman for pandamug
Fandoms: Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - Trevor Roberts
16 Dec 2022
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"Though engineered to survive the humid and caustic environment of the Mystery Flesh Pit’s internal anatomy, routine maintenance was required to prevent phones located in the deeper sections of the park from becoming subsumed by natural muscle actions of the pit. Today, it is unknown how many, if any, of these emergency phone stations are still operational, as the United States Dept. of the Interior has barred civilian access to the former park’s many trails." From the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park Archive.
Five documents about the emergency trail phones in the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park, from before and after the 2007 disaster.
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07 Apr 2026
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parasitism|commensalism by yasaman for SailorSpellcheck
Fandoms: Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - Trevor Roberts
22 Dec 2024
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Silly humans. The Pit can’t be killed in any way that matters. It has too many parts, and each part is the whole. The little humans carry pieces away, heedless of what they’re taking, thinking themselves successful parasitic thieves, gorging themselves on its feast. They’ll learn symbiosis is preferable, eventually. It can wait.
It has been waiting for a very long time.
The Permian Basin Superorganism tries out a new, much smaller form.
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Bookmarked by nobodyreallyimportant
07 Apr 2026