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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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02 Jan 2026
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Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses.
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19 Oct 2025
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Soup Knife and The Art of Doing Everything Perfectly by elin_vls
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jul 2025
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Regulus Black is autistic, emotionally constipated, and hyperfixated on pottery. He lives alone, avoids eye contact, and cohabits with a cat named Soup Knife who commits regular acts of terrorism.
Then James Potter shows up: loud, glittery, guitar-playing, singing James and ruins everything by being annoyingly kind, weirdly hot, and completely unfazed by the cat trying to kill him.
One shattered bowl later, Regulus is back in his old punk band, internet-famous, and somehow dating the human equivalent of a sunrise. By accident.
He hates it. He loves it. He’s coping badly.
“I was just trying to glaze a bowl and now I have a boyfriend. Someone sedate me.”
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25 Jul 2025
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An AU where Harry wanders away from the Dursleys at six, is found by the goblins of Gringotts, and grows up in their Realm of Song beneath the earth.
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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16 Oct 2024