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Dave is terrible at sexting.
Bookmarked by n3ll4dx
03 Jul 2026
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DAVE: can i tell you somethin crazy
KARKAT: HOW CRAZY ARE WE TALKING HERE?
DAVE: pretty fucKing crazy if you ask me
DAVE: i just wanted to say you look JUST like my boyfriend
DAVE: hes like the hottest guy ive ever seen so thats a pretty high compliment coming from me
DAVE: you should meet him someday i can take you home with me, but he would get soooooo jealous seeing you cause youre such a cutieHuh? Is this some kind of joke? It’s not like Strider’s above that sort of thing, but on the other hand, he seems too far removed from his typical irony antics to just be joking.
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Dave Strider would've loved to say he never used his fame and money to get what he wanted, but that would be a lie. Sometimes, he saw something so pretty, so intriguing, he just had to have it.
And Karkat Vantas was no exception.
Although he wished he was.
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- Part 1 of AlphaRus DaveKat family
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In which terrible movies are watched, unbidden emotions arise, and two idiots figure out that open communication can be occasionally beneficial.

