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the brute fact of flesh awaiting our teeth by voxofthevoid for tenderblender
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2026
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Itadori Yuuji is a monster; she is a sorcerer.
She is—
“Are you some kind of pervert?” Satoru asks.
Itadori blinks all four of her mismatched eyes and tilts her head, looking not unlike a puppy—an oversized, three-headed puppy.
A seven-foot-tall behemoth of a woman with her tits out has no business looking cute, but that doesn’t stop some small, senseless part of Satoru from swelling like she’s being pumped full of sunshine and roses and other sickly sweet things.
Itadori asks, “Do you want me to be?”
Suguru makes a choking noise. Her hand snaps around Satoru’s wrist, squeezing tight in silent warning.
“What? No!” Satoru snaps, digging an elbow into Suguru’s side.
“Please forgive Satoru, sensei,” Suguru says. “She doesn’t think before she speaks sometimes. A lot of the time.”
“Hey!”
“That’s alright,” Itadori says, her smile widening enough to make her eyes crinkle. “I was worse at your age. But I’m curious now. What did you mean, Satoru-chan?”
“Your tits are out,” she tells Itadori.
Satoru embarks on a quest to seduce her hot giant of a teacher—and continuously bites off more than she can chew.
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20 Jul 2026
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McMafia by cereal_whore
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Dec 2020
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“Oh. Gojo, seems like you’ve caught Ryomen’s eye. Then again, you were always his one that got away.” Mei Mei giggles. “Murder is always romantic, isn’t it?”
“Are we going to ignore the fact that there’s a dead person in the kitchen and you just cooked food in there?” Kugisaki questions no one in particular. She's still eating the fries, though.
“Ah. So, Itadori-kun, what did Ryomen- or Sukuna, say about me?” Gojo hums, sounding pleased with himself. “That we had sexual tension? An intense rivalry? Or that I’m better than him? That he’ll never be able to kill me no matter what?”
“Yeah, he talked about you lots,” Itadori says, taking a sip out of Kugisaki’s coke. “He said you were annoying.”
Kugisaki chokes on her chicken nugget.
A beat of silence. Even the sound of cards patting the table stop.
“And that you had no sense of boundaries.”
Itadori just had to pee, Kugisaki just wanted a cheeseburger, and somehow they ended up working in a McDonalds that turned out to be a front for the cheesiest and most absurdly cliche mafia they've ever seen.
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prompt (day 4): mafia for gojo week except i kinda forgot it was gojo-centric.Series
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20 Jul 2026
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the various complexes of false gods by sensibleshroom
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
16 Mar 2026
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Satoru Gojo is going to find Suguru Geto if it kills him. And whoever stands in the way of that might have to die, too. Unfortunately, the one person that can find Suguru can also kill Satoru, and might actually do it if Satoru speaks above the ASMR whisper decibel. It's as awful for all parties as it sounds.
Or: Satoru Gojo has been having strange dreams, from an alternate version of the world where it all went to hell. Before, he let the situation lie. Suguru left, and that was his choice. This time, Satoru is not going to be letting that happen, and he thinks salvation might be found in the one Special Grade he has discovered that did not exist in that other world. Unfortunately, that Special Grade sorcerer is a hell of a lot worse than the rumors gave him credit for. Satoru has dealt with all manners of OP nightmare sorcerers with all of their own quirks and list of demands, but he has never seen a more severe case than whatever the hell is going on here.
Or: Kanzou Miyamori was minding his own arboreal business when Satoru Gojo kicked in his door and dragged him into his gay soap opera. He would like out of the soap opera, please.
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- Part 1 of SuguSato x shroomly OCs <3
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12 Jul 2026
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Windikouk by Cloud_Gazer
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Jun 2026
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He was born as the son of Zen'in Ougi by a woman not of the clan, gifted with an ability they had searched years for. But when he finally summons his first Shikigami there is no rejoicing, only fear.
"It's alright, I won't let anyone hurt you again."*Currently editing and under revision, because some of these chapters make me want to die. (On the inside.)*
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10 Jul 2026
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Finding life meaningless after the war, Raymond Williams leaves Manchester for Small Heath in hopes of finding peaceful quiet. However, that won't be easy when it's the Peaky Blinders who run the city.
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07 Jul 2026