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Lament of the King's Advisor by b00mgh
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jul 2022
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“Lament of the King’s Advisor”
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Shang Qinqhua stares at the screen. For one puncturing second he becomes aware of the tacky-rubbery texture of Mobei-Jun’s discarded blood inside his stiffening body. He sniffles, not willing to move his hands out of the wound to wipe his tears. He stares at the screen. He laughs.
“Give me your fucking quest.”Or: Mobei-jun is assassinated and Shang Qinghua will do anything-- Anything-- to get him back.
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22 Jul 2026
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Make Me Feel Alive by piraninjedi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jan 2024
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Shen Yuan squints and leans closer until he realizes what he’s looking at and pulls back with a scoff. “Why the hell did you sign up for a dating app?”
Ah, right, she hasn’t told him her great plan yet. “I’m gonna practice sexting,” Shang Qinghua says with a grin, tapping on her matches to see what kind of people had swiped right for her.
Shen Yuan chokes on his bubble tea and Shang Qinghua has to pat him on the back a few times. “You —” he starts then opens and closes his mouth a few times, much like a fish and Shang Qinghua can’t help but snicker.
“No, see, listen. My amazing plan! I read all about it last night and I really think it could be a great opportunity. Sugar babies.”
Or... Shang Qinghua goes on a journey of self discovery.
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21 Jul 2026
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Bite Into Me by piraninjedi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Oct 2023
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The costume slipped off easily, leaving Shang Qinghua in only sheer black stockings and a pair of white underwear, little ghosts drawn into the word “Boooooty” right across his plump ass.
“Cute,” Mobei-Jun chuckled, tugging at the band before letting go, the elastic snapping against Shang Qinghua’s skin.
The human squawked at the sting, blushing fiercely. “I — that — it was just a joke!”
Or, Vampire!MBJ meets (fake)Vampire!SQH at a Halloween party.
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21 Jul 2026
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Keep Shining On by piraninjedi for HeyOkayMeow
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2023
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“Give me a massage,” Mobei-Jun repeated, feeling oddly light from Shang Qinghua’s words.
“I just massaged your shoulder earlier!”
Mobei-Jun may as well go for broke. “I want a proper massage. Full body.”
Shang Qinghua didn’t seem deterred by the shameless request, instead his eyes lit up. “Wait, really? If I give you a massage, will you really listen to me?” He grinned brightly, making Mobei-Jun’s heart race faster than it had when he was skating moments ago. “No backsies?”
“No backsies,” Mobei-Jun agreed.
Or... Hockey player Mobei-Jun gets injured in the pre-season and the team's physical therapist, Shang Qinghua, tries to get the stubborn man to actually rest so he can properly heal. Easier said than done!
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21 Jul 2026
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Got A Fever In My Head by piraninjedi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2026
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What if Mobei-Jun, instead of escaping Huan Hua Palace and meeting Shang Qinghua, had been captured?
For years, he was used as a cagefighter in a twisted underground fighting ring, where cultivators bet on matches between demons. Matches that always ended in the death of the loser.
And Mobei-Jun has never lost
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21 Jul 2026