mothmans_apprentice
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There Ain't Never Enough Time. by mothmans_apprentice
Fandoms: Brokeback Mountain (2005)
05 Jun 2023
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In Jack Twists final moments he considers all he's been through.
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don't like livin' in a dirty town by churchofeverydaywhores, mothmans_apprentice, wetknees
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
20 Jan 2021
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Shane's stacking scandals, and Jeffree has a way that Shane can make it up to him to stay on his good side.
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Our farmer, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
TW for mentions of CSA, blood, gore, murder, and if you are triggered by literally anything please dont read this fic stay safe plz <3
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Jackson Healy has two problems.
The first is that he is nearly incapable of saying no to one Holland March, his business partner, housemate, and long-term… whatever they are.
The second is that March can be a bit of an idiot at times and apparently thinks that usually prefers topping means always prefers topping, which is a load of bull.
(In other words: Healy gets to be the one who causes problems for once, March is like “well if you wanna be me so bad you should let me top,” and Healy immediately says “okay bet.”)
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- Part 3 of they're not that nice
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08 Jul 2026
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“He had a sharp nose and head with full, healthy hair, and was dressed in a white button-up shirt that looked crisp and too tight on his body, with slacks hanging low on narrow hips. There was stubble along his jaw and exhaustion beneath his eyes despite the well-kept mustache and soft blue tint of his irises, but somehow neither of those things took away from him. If anything, they added something unfairly charming. He smelled faintly of cheap cologne and cigarette smoke, and something sweeter underneath that reminded Healy vaguely of oranges.
Healy frowned when he noticed that the man’s blond hair was exactly the same shade of June’s usual beehive hairdo.”
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Four times Jackson Healy thought about kissing Holland March, and one time Holland March kissed him. (Plus one bonus chapter at the end)
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05 Jul 2026
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March was an expert at getting on Healy's nerves.
That's how they ended up here, in Healy's sorry excuse for a— how March had put it —living room, with March on his stomach and Healy above him, one knee digging into his spine.
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05 Jul 2026
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if you ignore the dirty parts, it's a beautiful thing, isn't it? by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
21 Jun 2026
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"You ever think of having anymore kids, Holland? Give Holly a sibling?”
An insane question to ask a widower, but the people in March’s neighborhood have never been quite…right in the head. Patrick asks this question with a hunger in his eyes that implies that both he and his wife are willing to help Holland with giving Holly a sibling, if that was something he was so inclined to do.
Of course, they are under the impression that Linda would be the one getting pregnant in this scenario, but even if March had the equipment to do such a thing, he’d have no interest in knocking up Louise and Peter does not seem interested in doing the knocking up, if you catch his meaning. The only one March would want putting another baby in him is-
Oh.
Hmm.
Well, this is an interesting development.
He needs to get home immediately.
“I need to get home immediately,” he announces, a little too loudly.
or: march and healy make a baby (it happens somewhere it that god awful rental. healy insists that it happened in the bed, right, it had to be in the bed, but it was probably in the pool and there's no shame in that jack, come on)
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04 Jul 2026
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March has an affliction for keeping his mouth occupied.
Healy has become plagued by the thought of putting that pout to better use and of shutting him up with something bigger than a cigarette.
Healy decides to go to a club to curb the distraction.
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04 Jul 2026