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“Why? Why are you trying to be nice to me?” Cartman asked flatly.
Kyle can hear the confusion and worry in Cartman’s voice as if he can’t understand why Kyle, his friend, would try to be nice to him. Kyle can feel his anger rising as he clenches his hands into balls at his side, trying not to overreact at the implication that Kyle is an uncaring asshole who could never want to support his friends.
“Am I that much of an asshole, dude?” Kyle gets out.
“If the shoe fits, Kyle.” Cartman jests lightly as a small grin forms at the corners of his mouth. “It’s just weird that you knew I was nervous. It’s not like you to notice anything I do that isn’t me directly pissing you off.”
“When did I say you weren’t pissing me off?” Kyle asked laughing ,“yeah, dude, I've known you my whole life. I can pick up on your body language and innuendo.”
“Ha, you’re joking right? Half the jokes Kenny and I make go so far over your head that you can’t even register them”
“No, you and Kenny just aren’t funny, fatass.”
“Whatever you say Kyle.” Cartman says rolling his eyes “You really think you can read me, don’t you? “
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09 Aug 2026
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Kyle has spent years turning his hatred of Eric Cartman into carefully worded Tumblr posts, political rants, personal vents, and things he never meant for anyone to read.
When Cartman finds the blog, the shared dorm becomes a lot smaller. What starts as another argument ends with a broken nose, blood on the sheets, and Kyle discovering exactly how thin the line is between wanting to hurt Cartman and wanting to be ruined by him.
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06 Aug 2026
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A piercing howl interrupts him, and Kyle snaps his head to see Cartman stagger backwards, a syringe hanging limply from his side. The other goon on the ground sputters and coughs.
"Raccoon!" Kyle calls out and lets go of the man's arms as Cartman falls to the ground, teeth gritted and clearly in pain. He narrows in on the other goon, the one Cartman was fighting, and grabs his shirt, balling his fist. "What did you give him?"
The other goon smiles, bloody and crazy. "Something Chaos cooked up."
Before Kyle can make a move, there's something stabbing him in the neck. His first thought is a knife, but in an instant, he feels his entire body ignite, every nerve lighting up like it's on fire. He yelps and stumbles back, hand closing in on the object embedded into his skin and pulling it out.
A syringe.
(In which a simple robbery thwarting goes horribly wrong, and there's seemingly only one way to fix it).
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04 Aug 2026
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Kyle's been working the graveyard shift and has barely seen Cartman in weeks. Cartman decides to take matters into his own hands and pay him a visit.
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03 Aug 2026
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Cartman was a well respected Sheriff. He protected the town at all costs, was generous to those in need, and always had a smile on his face. But even the town hero had his own dark secrets.
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31 Jul 2026
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The Coon is none too pleased to be left looking after Human Kite at Freedom Pals headquarters, as his alien coworker recovers from a surprise bout of anaphylaxis... but he can't bring himself to leave their side, when he can't help seeing his past self in their suffering.
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- Part 5 of Kyman Week 2026
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31 Jul 2026
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Kyle and Stan go to a party at Tolkien's house, and Kyle can't stop his eyes from wandering to a certain brunette making a scene where ever Kyle isn't. Why is Cartman staring at him like that? It makes Kyle feel hot.
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30 Jul 2026
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Kyle and Cartman have sex after performing.
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29 Jul 2026
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Some of the photos stay hidden. Saved in a locked folder on Cartman’s computer. Private. Just for them.
Others show up on Kyle’s phone in the middle of a party.
Kyle Week 2025 Day 2!
SFW Prompt: Outing
NSFW Prompt: SextingBookmarked by morimeron
29 Jul 2026
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Cartman goes to Kyle's home to seek warmth from the freezing cold and sex without elaborate manipulation. Truly a love story for us all to cry about.
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29 Jul 2026
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Cartman thinks it's high time for Kyle to start using his first name.
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29 Jul 2026
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Cartman and Kyle's magic.
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29 Jul 2026
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Cartman is being forced to do things for a bully. Kyle saves the day. Pre-Kyman.
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29 Jul 2026
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just some shit i wrote at 4am, they’re perfect for eavh other. I’m embarrassed by this so i’m orphaning it.
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28 Jul 2026
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Kyle Broflovski is the medical officer of the Ares mission to Mars.
Eric Cartman is the lead engineer of NASA's robotics programme.
They are separated by months, and over a hundred million miles.
This is how it's going...
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- Part 4 of Kyman Week 2026
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28 Jul 2026
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Kyle comes home wound tight from another brutal day at work. He doesn’t need to explain, because Cartman already knows exactly what he needs.
A break. A release. A way to stop thinking.
And Cartman is more than happy to give that to him.
Kyle Week 2025 Day 3!
SFW Prompt: Formal Wear
NSFW Prompt: OverstimulationBookmarked by morimeron
27 Jul 2026
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The good news was that Kyle finally figured out how to relax before his admissions interview.
The bad news was that the person interviewing him figured it out, too.
Kyle Week Day 5!
SFW Prompt: Trouble
NSFW Prompt: ExhibitionismBookmarked by morimeron
27 Jul 2026
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my tiny little world is in your hands (so shake it like a snow globe) by elpidarina
Fandoms: South Park
19 Aug 2021
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Kyle saves Cartman from freezing to death. Cartman doesn't get it.
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27 Jul 2026
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Cartman gets his birthday wish: Kyle in a maid outfit, obedient and on his knees. The real gift is that it was Kyle’s wish, too.
Kyle Week Day 7!
SFW Prompt: Celebration
NSFW Prompt: GiftsBookmarked by morimeron
26 Jul 2026
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They were high. It was freezing.
Those are the excuses they’re sticking to.
Kyle Week Day 4!
SFW Prompt: Seasons
NSFW Prompt: CockwarmingBookmarked by morimeron
26 Jul 2026