monocrastinator
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colubrum in sinu fovere by deepseagirl, monocrastinator
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
25 May 2020
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“Why don’t you entertain me, hm? Bounty hunter.”
[Aesopica 176]
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Plenty of Time by monocrastinator for MilkManTime
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
23 Dec 2019
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He hadn’t known what he had expected his sentence to be. But to be sent to slay a dragon? That certainly wasn't it.
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“Listen carefully, petit lapin. I am going to take you-” Aesop’s breath hitches as ice cold fingers brush gently, mockingly, against his cheek - “bound hand to foot, at my mercy, helpless as you struggle in the air. You may try to escape like what happened last time, but I will catch you again. I am going to take you down into the basement, and I will punish you for your insubordination. By the time I am done with you, you will be a quivering mess, shaking at the mere sound of my voice and ghost of my touch. Do you understand?”
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Lancelot jolts awake as the door opens.
"How have you been, Lan-chan?"
Lancelot says nothing.
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Gran doesn't know why he does it.
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just like old times (please don’t ever change) by Rosslyn
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), SPECTRE (2015), James Bond (Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
27 Nov 2015
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Sometimes when Q is alone in his workshop and there is an experiment that needs to be supervised and he can’t go home and he can’t sleep, he watches Bond’s vitals.
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21 Jun 2026
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The One Who Made Him Stay by JayPendragon
Fandoms: James Bond (Movies), SPECTRE (2015), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
31 Dec 2015
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Twenty-one days after the Double-oh programme is reinstated, James Bond returns to MI6 with his Aston Martin and without Dr Swann. This is only the beginning of Q's problems.
A Spectre Fix-It. COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of Fixing Spectre
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20 Jun 2026
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Nodus Tollens: the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore
Q's life at the technical help department of MI6 was decently quiet and paid reasonably well - it even gave him vacation time, although he rarely used it. So when Q was finally coaxed to leave work for a bit and relax, he thought that Paris might be fun.
Of course, that was before the gunfight, witnessing a shooting, and being kidnapped by a strange, blue-eyed gunman named James Bond.
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20 Jun 2026
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"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”
The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?”
(In which Q runs a flower shop, and his newest regular is almost definitely a spy.)- Language:
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20 Jun 2026
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The Courtship of Mr. Bond by marlovingian
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
18 Jul 2013
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In which Bond is a retired naval commander with too much house, Q is a mechanical engineer with too many sisters, and they have lengthy conversations about decorum, bonnet-ribbons and philosophy in Regency England.
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“I just thought you might go pay a visit," his mother suggested.
“Me?” Q asked, aghast. “Pay a visit?”
“He must be starved for proper gentleman company, now that he’s settled in so far from London--”
“I am far from proper gentleman company.”
“--and perhaps if you befriended him he could introduce you to some nice heiresses.”
“Heiresses?” Q repeated, baffled and horrified. “What in the world would I do with heiresses?”
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20 Jun 2026