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  1. Rec *

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    “Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”

    “Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”

    Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?

    As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.

    “Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”

    “Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.

    *

    or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.

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    02 Jul 2026

  2. Rec *

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    After realizing Spiderman is a struggling college student surviving on ramen, microwavable meals, and the occasional late-night rooftop taco™ Wade Wilson mercenary-for-hire becomes Wade Wilson meal planner and Chef extraordinaire in order to keep his baby boy fed

    + tips and tricks for any (un)experienced chef.

    Recipes and extra tips available in end notes

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    01 Jul 2026

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    When Peter is sure Logan and the rest of the mourners are preoccupied, he steps up to the mahogany casket.

    Deadpool is dressed in his red and black suit, minus the mask, which lies next to his pockmarked face on the pillow. Peter bends down, head bowed, and murmurs against the deformed shell of Deadpool’s ear, “Now listen, I know you’re not dead.”

    Wade missed his calling as a ventriloquist because Peter swears his lips never move when he whispers back, “Yeah, no shit.”

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    30 Jun 2026

  4. Rec *

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    Spider-Man is falling apart. Deadpool knows how to put a broken thing back together.

    (also they fuck a lot)

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    30 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 59

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    It’s almost impossible to find a good love story these days. Disney thinks they have a monopoly on fairytales, and heterosexuals think they have a monopoly on Disney, so China’s got a pretty solid lock on me and Spidey slinging off into the sunset on the big screen. If I want accurate representation of the pansexual disaster I am, I have to come to this back-alley dumpster of a website that’s older than most of the characters it makes fuck. (Probably half its users, too. Christ. Go skip ropes or something.)

    I’m not even asking for a super intense, NC-17, hardcore portrayal of my love life, just something where we get to kiss or hold hands or something cute like that. I want to share a milkshake with a hot radioactive were-arachnid. I want a fun little romance. That’s all.

     

    Anyway, so I’m railing this guy I met on Grindr, right, and he’s a sweating, slobbering wreck about it.

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    29 Jun 2026