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    pwp wangxian one-shots, in an everything-is-beautiful-nothing-hurts no-war au, which are connected but can probably be read separately.

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    "Sorry," Wei Ying says again when the combination comes to an end. "I totally didn't mean to kick you."

    "Pay attention," Lan Zhan says.

    Wei Ying kicks Lan Zhan three more times at the barre. He apologizes each time.

    "Are you okay?" Wei Ying asks when barre exercises are over.

    "Are you incapable of following a beat?" Lan Zhan replies.

     
    The Yunmeng Heroes football team comes to take ballet classes at Lan Zhan's school. It turns Lan Zhan's entire world upside down.

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    24 Feb 2024

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    The Nie disciple only seems to be interested in his asshole. Lan Wangji doesn’t mind; he wouldn’t have let himself be kissed anyway, and he knows he can come just from getting fucked. The man’s cock is long and thick, filling Lan Wangji up satisfactorily. He hits the right spot with every other thrust and Lan Wangji’s barely-experienced body finds it enough.

    After losing Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji tries to find an escape in gratuitous sex.

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    04 Dec 2023

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    It was gentle, on the corner of Lan Zhan’s mouth, just a brush of lips, a press, and warm breath. He’d thought about kissing Lan Zhan before, of course he had, so many times. Yet nothing he had imagined was as good as this. How was he supposed to go on the rest of his life knowing how soft Lan Zhan’s lips were? How something in his stomach unfurled and opened up, hungry and hot, at a sweet press of their mouths together? There was never going to be a getting over this; he would be ruined for anyone else. He knew that with certainty, just like he knew he was going to do it anyway.  

    Or: Lan Zhan gets caught in a compromising position, and Wei Ying is more than happy to help him out.

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    06 Dec 2022

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    When Wei Ying wins the race, he yells out loudly, wet hair framing his face and trailing down to his chest, drawing Lan Wangji’s eyes to parts of his body he definitely shouldn’t stare at.

    Then Wei Ying braces his arms on the edge of the lake and hauls himself up. Lan Wangji gets a very good view of the muscles in his arms ripple and the water dripping down his-

    His mouth dries up and he quickly turns and leaves before he gets spotted.

    It quickly becomes a routine to observe Wei Ying swimming, much to Lan Wangji’s dismay.

    Lan Wangji goes to lectures at Lotus Pier. Wei Wuxian is very smart and very hot and very shirtless. Sex is involved.

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    04 Dec 2022

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    “Wait, WAIT. You’re a–” Wei Wuxian gulps, face flaming as his eyes dance across Hanguang-jun’s broad shoulders and chest, his trim waist. Not lower, definitely not.

    “A what?” Hanguang-jun asks, expression dark as the Marianas Trench and about as impenetrable.

    “Ahh, hah, actually, what would you say your job title is?” Wei Wuxian says in an attempt to backpedal.

    Hanguang-jun holds his gaze without blinking, and Wei Wuxian has never felt more pinned to the spot. “The services I provide here at the Cloud Recesses are that of a professional Dom. As your friends so kindly went in together to book you a relaxation appointment with me, perhaps they’re trying to tell you something.”

    Wei Wuxian drops his jaw. What the actual fuck?

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    Wei Wuxian's friends conspire to help him relax.

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    25 Oct 2022