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kiss my name by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Dec 2025
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Bruno and Narancia come to an unspoken agreement. Sort of.
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up yours! by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Nov 2025
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“Have you ever been bound before?”
Narancia’s eyebrows jump, incredibly mocking for a man in a position as demeaning as his. “Uh, no. Why would I? Do I look like a freak to you?”
Yes, Abbacchio thinks, his frustration resurfacing, and you asked me for it like it's the simplest thing in the world. Narancia isn't as stupid as he looks, but his tendency to overlook subtleties and settle for the simplest explanations doesn't help his case.
“Got handcuffed a few times though,” he grins. Abbacchio feels his eyelid twitch. “Same thing, right?”
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usually it fades in the sun by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Sep 2025
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“Holy shit,” she says around a grin. “You have freckles!”
For maybe the first time ever, Dragona finds herself glad to be looking at Paco’s stupid face. He's biting his lips together and looking away, and the soft spattering of dots at the edges of the tattoos across his cheeks is just barely visible. A few of them are too far to have been caught by the ink, unless he decided to paint the whole of his cheeks pitch black. Apparently Dragona’s just never gotten close enough to his face before to notice.
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it happens to everyone but you by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Aug 2025
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Mista lets out a low whistle as the pants fall down, but Narancia is too busy sighing in relief at being free of tight leather in the middle of May to be pissed about being leered at. That might have been it, the one misstep that set the standard and made Mista think his big hungry hands would be appreciated. Now, it'd be easier if he'd simply been wrong—a kick or a stab or even a simple fuck off if Narancia was feeling nice would have done it, and Mista would have put his hands up and left happy with getting what he'd asked for.
The problems come in when Narancia does none of that.
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sweet blues by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Aug 2025
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Josuke drags her out miles from the docks on a shabby boat on a workday, a brief couple of hours before her shift at the Higashikata parlor, by which Yasuho means he'd asked her to come and she dropped all she'd been doing to jump to the occasion of being stranded on a boat with a windswept, shirtless Josuke. His hat is somehow still on.
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my dearest ache by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Aug 2025
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“Who is it for?” Spice asks, petty and mean, because she knows. “You have no family and all your friends are here.”
Trish keeps a straight face as she receives her change and thanks the woman, gripping her postcard as if a gust of wind could blow it from her into nothingness. It feels so fragile, this piece of paper she doesn't know what to do with.
“I believe its purpose is to write a short message from a place you're visiting and send it off to your friends and family. Those far away,” Spice Girl says, “which you don't have.”
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everybody's got their dues in life to pay by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Jul 2025
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“Is it fate, do you think?”
“Yes, I mean,” Mista says, tapping his fingers along the handle of his gun, “what else could it be?”
Giorno doesn't answer, which is his favorite thing to do: pose a question meant to unravel Mista’s already shaky psyche and then offer no salvation for him to grab onto.
“You think I didn't try?” he asks, distantly furious and resigned in the forefront. He's had this conversation many times, with a person with more of a right to it, and the thought of doing another one exhausts him to the bone. Giorno doesn't know shit about his marriage. Except, a familiar nagging pang of guilt tells him, he probably does, because Mista had spent most of it at his side.
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funny but it seems I always wind up here with you by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Jul 2025
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“I could make it good for you. No handjobs.” He puts his hands up. “Swear on my life.”
Narancia looks at him sideways. She's chewing on her lip and there is, despite her efforts, still hair in her face. “I don't really get hard anymore.”
“You can still cum,” Mista assumes. “Can you?”
She nods. Mista supposes he should have known, having seen it happen, even if he hasn't really seen it happen.
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a shot or two by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Jul 2025
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“At least you're easy on the eyes,” he'd told Narancia days ago, right after their incredible failure to capture an evasive Stand user working on their turf, right after they had time to assess their states and Narancia to freak out about his dick being gone.
Cue today's meeting, Bucciarati’s office, and his buddy turned a woman for a few days now, bringing with himself brash ideas and questions and previously unacknowledged attractions. After all, Narancia having no cock between his legs now made it safe, turned this act of unbridled lust perfectly straight and fine.
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(a place to) hideaway by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Jun 2025
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“Is that the sort of thing you're into?” Trish teases, voice heavy with sarcasm, but Narancia’s face turns so red and stunned she can't help but push further. “I bet you'd look like a real princess in it.”
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i almost told you that i loved you by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 May 2025
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It's embarrassing to have a boner around a priest. Might be because it feels a bit like rubbing it in, might be because they're the intermediary between oneself and God and on any other day Mista would like to think that God is too busy to pay attention to every ill-timed boner he gets and every sin he commits, but with a priest around there's nowhere to hide, is there? He's strung right up for the judging.
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i don’t know you, but i've been missing you by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 May 2025
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“Do you throw your life away for every hot girl that comes your way?”
The grimace that brings to his face is almost offensive. If pressed, Trish would admit to finding it a cute face, even though he's far from her type, scruffy and mean looking with blood and dirt underneath his fingernails. The first time they spoke he attacked her with a switchblade, which is about as far from gentlemanly as you can get.
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ova pjesma o tebi by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Apr 2025
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Then he hands her a key, or so he tries to. In the past few months Trish has learned not to take unknown objects from strangers. Giorno, the boy who promised her safety and continues to do so by dismissing her very gallantly, should not be a stranger, and doesn't feel like one, until she looks at the calendar hung on her wall and realizes she's only known him for a couple of months, has only spent quality consecutive time with him for a week.
“He wanted you to have it,” he says, and Trish doesn't ask how he knows this because she doesn't want to hear that Bucciarati had left a will prepared, so she leaves Giorno and Napoli behind and she never sees the house a dead man wanted her to have.
Or, Trish and her griefs throughout the years.
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- Part 2 of 'o surdato 'nnammurato
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preacher feature by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Apr 2025
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Abbacchio's arrival to the team isn't as seamless as it might seem two years after the fact.
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touch me (and I end up singing) by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Mar 2025
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It's not weird, he reasons, it's not weird until he makes it weird. If he thought there was something wrong with his dick and asked for a second opinion, Narancia would absolutely get all up in his business to make sure. He can stare at her boobs for longer than five seconds.
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proiettile by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Mar 2025
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If you're so adamant on collecting holes in your body, why not at least make them permanent? had been Fugo’s exact words, likely meant as a wish for his untimely demise, but Mista decided to take them differently.
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load-bearing walls by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Mar 2025
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Narancia doesn't know why it matters if Mista looked at him and thought if you were a girl, but a week down the line he knows that it's a problem that he's still thinking about it.
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there is still time by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Feb 2025
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Fifteen years after Rome, Trish and Mista talk around the past, their futures and grief.
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- Part 1 of 'o surdato 'nnammurato
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there's nothing funny about the wonders of the sea by misspickman for ahcoffeebeans
Fandoms: Friends at the Table (Podcast)
20 Feb 2025
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Many things were dug up in the mines; others came up from the ground. Tooth trolls, boats of skeletons, Empresses sunk decades ago, so what's one big fish, really, to Blackwick County?
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i want to die gently by misspickman
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
31 Dec 2024
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One time on their way back home, mid-laughter so loud and careless it must have drawn people in their houses to their windows, Josuke knocked into him and tried to wrap his arms around his middle. Okuyasu punched him in the stomach.
“It's called a hug, jackass,” he groaned, doubled over a little and rubbing the sore spot. “Ever heard of the concept?”
But the next day they were back to roughhousing and dragging each other around so it was fine, the damage had been done and seemingly forgotten even if Okuyasu had made himself sick thinking about it the entire night.