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Maybe there was a universe in which this wouldn’t have happened. Maybe if their mother had been around more. Maybe if she’d been around less. Maybe if their father hadn’t ran out years earlier, clutching his head as Ryan chased him with a bat. Maybe if Natalie hadn’t been so scared, so needy, if she’d been more resilient or independent. Maybe if Ryan had stayed home more instead of fleeing their house like the scene of a crime, coming back reeking of pot and beer. Maybe if he’d left more, left for good, left before whatever sickness had twisted inside him could spread to his sister. Maybe if the sickness had never been inside him, or her, to begin with. Maybe if they’d never gone to that fucking Halloween party.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe it was always meant to be.
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It's August 2000. Natalie is 13 and is determined to have the perfect teen movie life when she starts eighth grade next month. Her 16 year old brother, Ryan, has been acting weird. But he can't ignore her anymore, not after her friends start dating his and they're always around. As summer turns into fall and the siblings spend more and more time together, their relationship begins to change.
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Smash Building by miscreantwords
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
19 Nov 2025
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He'd seen Regina eviscerate girls in school for daring to wear the same top, smugly watch boys trip over themselves to help her with homework, pout and use a baby voice with her idiot jock boyfriend. He'd never seen Regina like this before, overcome with violent anger. She looked like she wanted nothing more than to rip someone's throat out with her teeth.
Rodrick had never seen Regina act so…interesting.
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When Rodrick sees Regina display some uncharacteristic violence, he invites her to an abandoned building to smash some shit up but old furniture is not all that they'll be smashing that night.
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Dylan and Dana are 18 year old twins who couldn't be anymore opposite to each other. Dylan is an antisocial otaku and Dana is an extroverted social butterfly. They go on their annual family camping trip with their mom and her boyfriend, expecting these two weeks are going to be the usual - bickering and forced togetherness with mosquito bites and sunburns. It's bad enough that they have to share a bedroom and bunkbeds at home, but they can't even have their own tents when they go camping?
But with the help of alcohol from their mom's boyfriend and Dana's abject refusal to wear warmer clothes, they end up becoming a lot closer...
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The Wind that Cuts the Night by thespectaclesofthor
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
31 Jul 2017
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Alex liked that they were both, in a way, failures.
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10 Jun 2026
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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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06 Apr 2026
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The Prince of Slytherin by TheSinister_Man
Fandom Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the Boy Who Lived. This will not be the story you expect; follow Harry through a changed world as he learns of a world that was hidden from him, battles prophecies kept from him, and finds a place in it all despite adversity.
Year Four (Harry Black and the Resurrection Game) is currently ongoing. No romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys, with limited bashing (mainly of James). Eldritch magic, and occasional breaks from canon - always with a purpose.
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04 Apr 2026
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[Podfic] Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare by meems_toanend
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Aug 2023
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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A podfic recording of isthisselfcare's Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love -
Because I love you by BothMalfoysPlease for briarandbone
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Feb 2026
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There's nothing Draco wouldn't do for his love.
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25 Mar 2026