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An Eye for An Eye by minustofu
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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One time Hunter and Lyra each get hurt, and one time they get REALLY hurt. They might annoy the hell of of each other, but no one's dying on their watch. They just didn't expect them to be so...tactile. And oh? What's this strange feeling? Must be indigestion.
(This is the same oc I created in my other bad batch fic that I abandoned, just pretend she has a fully fleshed out story lol, this is purely self indulgent so I don't expect anyone to read it)
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Flash Flood Under My Bed by minustofu
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
16 Jan 2025
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"Logan’s done this whole song and dance before. He knows the melody by heart, the hopeless hope, the enticing push and pull of 'will they, won’t they.'
And time and time again, he falls victim to their alluring display; a moth to a flame. Died, abandoned, betrayed- it didn’t matter. At the end of the day, he stood alone. The only thing he could always count on for company was the bottle.
Then Wade-motherfucking-Wilson waltzes into his life, squeezes past his carefully built walls, and makes himself at home in his heart."In short: Logan needs to face the facts- he's in love with Wade Wilson. But when shit hits the fan, running seems like his only option.
Title from "Can't Stand The Rain" by The Rescues
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Gabriel attempts (key word: attempts) to apologize to Minos and Sisyphus for their executions, but it doesn't go as well as he had hoped.
AKA Gabriel gets his shit rocked
"Everything happens so quickly. Sisyphus's expression turns to one of disgust, grabbing Gabriel by the neck and tossing him across the dining table. He's sent careening towards the fireplace, his body landing on utensils and plates, sending silverware flying from the force of the impact. By the time he rolled to a stop at the end of the table, he was deeply battered, with aching joints and bruised skin. Yeah, leaving his armor behind was a very stupid idea."
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(the whole fic is basically in beta lol)
She’d spun to face him, still in a defensive stance, eyes wide not in fear, but surprise. The toothy grin was gone, instead replaced by her real, bared teeth. The bottom half of her mask had dematerialized, leaving her mouth exposed. Before her face fell in bewilderment, he caught a glance of two needle-like fangs that retracted. Her fingers had sprouted claws where there’d been none before, matching his own. Behind the mask, her eyes glow scarlet, visible even behind the purple tint. Before he can voice his shock, the other spider steals the words right out of his mouth.
“You...you’re like me.” -
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After settling down on the surface, a newly mortal Gabriel gets his first cold. V1 is left to pick up the pieces when he pushes himself a bit too hard, helping the angel deal with his council trauma in the process.
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something new, something strange (10 feet taller, I had changed) by MsDizzyDahlia
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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5 months ago, a series of space stations calling themselves the "Coalition of Iron" appeared throughout the 40-Eridani system, bearing a bewildering and terrifying story of a universe without stars, a humanity on the verge of extinction, and a moon made of human blood.
Simon survived the Eel and the Eye, only to reimprisoned as soon as he was pulled out, subject to the whims of scientists who seek answers in his biology. Now, Ava's dumped him into the custody of a new scientist, separate from the COI, a complete unknown. He's learned better by now than to hope.
Dr. Ryland Grace is pulled from his peaceful life on Erid to retrieve a specimen from the COI, an organism mutated by prolonged exposure to the blood ocean of AT-5
He expects an amoeba. They bring him a person.
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28 Jun 2026
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rocky, most beloved by nambi
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 May 2026
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I’m safe. I know this. As foreign as it feels to give myself credit, I know I helped save Erid, and that every sentient being on the planet knows it too.
And yet, something small and primitive in me can’t fight the brief flash of fear that zips through me when Adrian skids to a halt before me and I am forced to look up at them.
For a moment, they just stand there. I am reminded of the first time I saw Rocky, atavistic horror battling with fascination, coming together in a trembling awe. I feel no different looking at Adrian than I felt looking at Adrian, a vast expanse of green before me, knowing I am the first human to ever witness it, finding beauty in it as much as knowing it could spell my doom under the right circumstances. The light of my dome shines down on them, casting a dozen towering shadows over me.
“Hi,” I manage, forcing myself to swallow through a dry throat. If this is who Rocky chose to spend his life with, they’re cool. They have to be.
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Or: Rocky introduces the two people he loves most.
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virtual insanity by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
27 Jun 2026
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Simon just irradiated 3 people and got dropped back into the blood ocean. He'd love to wallow in his mistakes, but there's something shifting just behind the wall...
Ryland Grace does not know that "Ryland Grace" is his name, nor does he know where he is or who the hell this scrappy man is next to him.
(Freshly amnesia-d Grace appears in the SM-13, and now they BOTH have to deal with it)
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23 Jun 2026
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losing streak by rosysoleil
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
16 Jun 2026
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“Is it okay if I touch you?” the man breathes.
Simon doesn't know why he asks. No, it's not okay. None of this is okay.
“Please,” he continues when Simon doesn't respond. “I-I need permission.”
Simon closes his eyes. It's his own type of silent defiance. If this man isn't just fucking with him – if he does, for some strange reason, feel bad or guilty about capturing him, then good. Let him drown in it.
Simon is captured by a compulsive liar who, bafflingly, gives him food, smiles at him, and pretends the Quiet Rapture never happened.
Grace saves the life of a violent human who seems to be under the terrifying delusion that every star and planet has disappeared without a trace.
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21 Jun 2026
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On the Origin of Foxes by DanaFox1013
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
26 May 2026
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In the wake of the UNESCO conference incident and believing he has nothing meaningful left in his future, a young Ryland Grace meets a stranger while standing at the edge of the Golden Gate Bridge.
AKA The fox cardigan origin story you never knew you needed.
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- Part 4 of PHM One-Shots