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Fred experiences the unpleasant afterafterlife.
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- Part 15 of all is calm
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Draco is an only child, except.
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- Part 14 of all is calm
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Dudley's constant companion in the safehouse is his cousin, who is not there at all.
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- Part 13 of all is calm
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Luna meets someone who reminds her of her mother.
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- Part 12 of all is calm
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Alastor contemplates life in the trunk and the milksop who put him there.
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- Part 11 of all is calm
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31 dead, dying, and dangerously ill doves (in a pear tree).
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this is a collection of seven otherwise-unrelated ficlets written for derse week 2023. mind the tags; they are varying levels of dead dove. ymmv.
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bitey origin story! now with more connor.
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sundown starts at half-past six by halfdesertedstreets
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
27 Dec 2017
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“My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”
(He knows in his bones that this spell won’t ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he’s not real, then the curse can’t take him. That’s the whole point.)
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Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson’s obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won’t mind his own damn business.
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- Part 1 of set the clocks to the beat of your heart
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Bookmarked by mint_curiosity
30 Jun 2026
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um first ever public bookmark? looks to be so. everyone look at this fanfic it's fucking great.